Everyone please bring torches and other strong lights to our protest tonight. Nobody will be able to see our signs and banners without them. #Rosehaven#abc#TheEverest
Our mayor has decreed that Gerald's Formation be decorated with fairy lights tonight to promote The #Rosehaven Knoll three-legged dog race. #abc#TheEverest
Attempted to claim a bounty for turning in some litter bugs, but apparently that's not a thing. Going to drive to Rosstown before letting them out of my car boot though. #Rosehaven#abc
No regrets. I'm pleased Betsy The Mare has been elected #Rosehaven mayor. She has my full support, until I'm ready to challenge again. #auspol#libspill
I can confirm that I will be asking #Rosehaven mayor, Mildred The Cow, for a leadership ballot at the next council meeting. If elected as mayor, I will use my experience in law enforcement to be tough on crime and introduce mandatory offshore detention for mainlanders. #auspol
Caving into public pressure and going garbage bag free. Starting September 1st, customers will be required to bring their own tote garbage bags for all purchases. #Rosehaven
Still receiving lots of attention following the local council's unsolicited $443 donation to the #Rosehaven Info Hub. I'll be using the funds to upgrade our tea towel display.
Wandered into the wrong hall at the Opera House last night and saw a "comedy" show. All Talk? All filth! Robot vacuums? Absolute nonsense! Audience all laughing were just as bad. Iβll be writing a strongly worded letter upon my return to the triangle. #Rosehaven@CeliaPacquola
Flying to a Neighbourhood Watch conference at Sydney Opera House today. My reputation precedes me, as Iβm in charge of the emergency door. I can only assume this was through a rigorous merit selection process. #Rosehaven
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