Olivia Broome

Actor•Singer•Collector of Buttons

[Olivia Broome @olivia__broome]

David: “Um...did you get the ice cream?”
Me: “No. Are you bleeding from your vagina?”
David gets up to get the ice cream out of the freezer. Sheepishly.

[Olivia Broome @olivia__broome]

Watching @TheMorningShow and @ReeseW is 🔥fire🔥

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@RicardoLaLuzRiv But probably not cause they’re so homophobic.

[Ricky La Luz-Rivera @RicardoLaLuzRiv]

Good morning this song Is about letting a plethora of men release their unborn children into your anal cavity

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Watch, like, retweet....AND VOTE!

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@_KatieF And then episode 7 came too quickly and I sped through in one sitting and now I’m sad.

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My boyfriend just farted then turned to look at me and winked. This is quarantine.

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@M3ghanRyan Your life has just changed for the better!

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@_KatieF WHAT?!? That’s crazy!

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

The United fu🤬🤬ing States of America. November 3rd. I don’t care if I need to walk 100 miles. I am going to vote to end this nightmare. We should all be embarresed and ashamed.

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Yeah, I’m that girl eating a bag of powered donuts in the laundromat while her clothes dry. #truestory

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Part of being an adult is getting excited about little things...like...deodorant. But come to think of it, I was really excited when I got my first thing of deodorant as a preteen. #adult #hygene #selfcare #smellgood #lovebeautyandplanet #coconutwaterandmimosaflower #refreshing

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@em_bem_boo We’ll try our best! A $1700 splinter is redonkalous.

[Olivia Broome @olivia__broome]

@em_bem_boo What? Girl.....I’m from the country where splinters we’re almost a daily occurrence during the summer in my childhood. Next time, text me and I’ll remove the damn thing.

[Olivia Broome @olivia__broome]

@indaybinday I get it! But remember that they offer and they wouldn’t offer if they didn’t want to. My advice would be to let that opportunity to remind you of gratitude and humility and then pay it forward! Also, we should hang out before you move back to the land of endless summer!

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Thursday is the best cause it’s payday!!!!

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@WyattSepa I legit just laughed out loud on the subway platform and I got a death glare. Thank you for making me laugh!