Uncle Fatty☭

EAT THE RICH

[Uncle Fatty☭ @olivia_sanchez3]

i hope i get fit before pauly d comes to town. i ain’t tryna get outted as a grenade in front of my peers

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If they put me on love island I’d start eating people

[cal? @cal_gif]

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

[cory @coolmathgame_]

i hate old people man. “i was in the war” congratulations. i’m gonna be in the next one and they have laser beams now

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[dihhego brando @louieloeloe]

whats good filipinos are we feeling latino or chinese today

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

They are coming up with entirely new combinations of wasians in the city of Toronto. It's wasians now that have never existed before

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Getting my tarot read and the card reader pulls out a shiny holographic charizard

[guillotine girl @guill0tinegirl]

mitski has joined the war against seasonal depression on the side of seasonal depression

[weather @dsxf234161]

frog rain again :/

[weather @dsxf234161]

frog rain

[Uncle Fatty☭ @olivia_sanchez3]

@fatiguema cmonnnnn man

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

my dad wasn’t absent or present he was a secret third thing

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

getting hit by a city bus probably feels like receiving a warm hug from a friend

[chloe @chloes_posts]

There’s no way a guy from Chicago is a conduit to god

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

He’s probably eaten more hot dogs than all the previous 266 popes combined

[gallo @dieluqy]

remembered my bachelors degree

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

huge day for bitches with septum rings fr