Olivia Exstrum (@oliviaexstrum.bsky.social)

Not a writer or editor, but a secret third thing. Now @OLIVER_Agency, prev @codewordagency @MotherJones. Subscribe to Lore 🖼️

[Tonya Riley @TonyaJoRiley]

Excited to announce that my fast fashion, diet culture body horror novel is now represented by Jennifer March Soloway at Starling Literary + Media

Editors if you liked ROUGE or THE SUBSTANCE be in touch

Not on here much but follow on Substack for more https://t.co/sO72y9ewnr

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I don’t think I could be a journalist... I don’t fall in love easily enough

[Olivia Exstrum (@oliviaexstrum.bsky.social) @oliviaexstrum]

Zohran’s last 48 hours are rivaling Alison DiLaurentis’ in number of stops made

[katie kadue @kukukadoo]

using the kierkegaard dash to show i’m human

[claudia @claudiahh]

Being a writer is so stupid because the global economy starts to collapse and you’re like what does this mean for literary fiction

[Olivia Exstrum (@oliviaexstrum.bsky.social) @oliviaexstrum]

Confronted with my own failings every time bright sunlight hits my dusty laptop screen

[Olivia Exstrum (@oliviaexstrum.bsky.social) @oliviaexstrum]

Reading The Road for the first time

[Olivia Exstrum (@oliviaexstrum.bsky.social) @oliviaexstrum]

@TonyaJoRiley @evemmore The ancient texts……

[Olivia Exstrum (@oliviaexstrum.bsky.social) @oliviaexstrum]

Posting on here feels like a futile endeavor these days (Bluesky era incoming!) BUT...I'm looking for a job! If you're reading this and know of any copywriter / editor / social media manager / etc gigs, send my way! Thanks 🫶 https://t.co/8C4Q4ijOvM

[Olivia Exstrum (@oliviaexstrum.bsky.social) @oliviaexstrum]

Just took a scantron exam for the first time in 10 years and can confirm that finishing first is still a feeling that hits like drugs

[Olivia Exstrum (@oliviaexstrum.bsky.social) @oliviaexstrum]

Just finished Twin Peaks s2

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

This weekend I'm going to try to find out if I'm connected to the moon.

[Olivia Exstrum (@oliviaexstrum.bsky.social) @oliviaexstrum]

Pretty sure I saw DJ Ambulnz spin at Temple in 2018

[Olivia Exstrum (@oliviaexstrum.bsky.social) @oliviaexstrum]

Just saw one of these and it pissed me off so bad. Imagine bleeding out in the quirky millennial aesthetic ambulance

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

went to shit at gas station and there was a cockroach in the stall I took the plunger and shood him out under the door no sooner did I sit down to shit a man walked in farted loud as fuck then kicked the roach back under the stall directly at my feet where it began to fly

[Olivia Exstrum (@oliviaexstrum.bsky.social) @oliviaexstrum]

$195 and three broken nails later I’m back in but the worst part is the roach didn’t fly away and is still sitting on the stoop like this

[Olivia Exstrum (@oliviaexstrum.bsky.social) @oliviaexstrum]

A seminal text that became painfully relevant in the last 30 mins bc I: 1. found a roach in my slipper 2. ran outside w/o my keys/shoes/coat to get it out, 3. the door locked but it’s fine cuz I have a lockbox but, 4. WRONG bc the lockbox won’t open

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

went to shit at gas station and there was a cockroach in the stall I took the plunger and shood him out under the door no sooner did I sit down to shit a man walked in farted loud as fuck then kicked the roach back under the stall directly at my feet where it began to fly

[Grace @gracecamille_]

@nickjonas I used to pray to god to take your diabetes away.

[mariana @pastapilled]

A Taurus getting arrested at McDonald's.. I'm afraid the allegations are beating us at this point..