Samuel Eden

Follow my mlm tumblr. Send me anon hate.

[Samuel Eden @ollyojay]

@elijahkol_ @GIGAPENIS69 Goddamn it do I need to take a syringe selfie now

[Samuel Eden @ollyojay]

@itssamkollins Those, sir, are dad shoes.

[Samuel Eden @ollyojay]

@cosmicandrogyny Idk I'm getting Trisha Paytas vibes

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@RyRysYerGuy My friend and I would either rp Star Wars the Clone Wars or we'd be playing Legos. Now she's a lesbian and I'm gay.

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@ghiblihoe Probably Troye Sivan

[Samuel Eden @ollyojay]

@dickcarousels Just this month we've had a customer put a cup full of literal piss on a top shelf (it spilled on my manager) and a lady stick her hand in my coworkers bag of chips by the register because "they looked good" the customers are usually dense motherfuckers

[Samuel Eden @ollyojay]

@arianator28 His name is Bagel.

[pika (FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸) @pikachurch]

just found out that transgenders are real 💔 praying for you all

[Samuel Eden @ollyojay]

@hungfishu Planned parenthood can get you on T within the very first visit with them. That's if you wanna go the quick way. If you don't have insurance right now though might wanna look into it cause Testosterone out of pocket along with the 2 needle tips and syringes costed me $60 somethin

[James @CaucasianJames]

i really just had 2% milk with my cereal cause the store didn’t have almond milk. there’s a storm brewing in my stomach. and it all started from a cow’s tit

[dev! @gundhamtime]

i'm right

[pocket lint @localdogcluster]

Are they you know *tucks shirt in* bisexual?

[Samuel Eden @ollyojay]

@notpatlol My Hero Academia is best dubbed don't @ me

[James @CaucasianJames]

jesus would’ve looked sick in a carhartt beanie. talk about being born in the wrong generation