Tyson Olsen

One of life's most important skills is learning when to be quiet. I'm still working on it.

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In the eight months I’ve been a #server I’ve been both astonished and amused by the amount of people who’ve said “I used to never swear. Then I got this job.”

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The three defining characteristics of a serial killer: 1)Sets fires 2)Bed wetter 3)Calls Olive Garden Breadsticks “rolls” #sketchy

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@Chaddywick1 When people wanna find a problem, they will.

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When someone else got pulled over... #ususnaps

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So is rha gonna pay me for my sick rhymes or what? #mymoney #ususnaps

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When it’s the last twitter update and you can’t be as funny in the real world: #ususnaps

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When the hosts staff wins: #ususnaps

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When I get tweets out quick: #ususnaps

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When it’s the last twitter update: #ususnaps

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When you’ve been here forever but don’t get to be in a prostaff game show cuz you’re in an RA rut: #ususnaps

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When RHA helps you recognize your talents: #ususnaps

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When you lose the kahoot: #ususnaps

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When reslife unites against you in the name of pickles: #ususnaps

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When you realize that your filibuster skills are prime: #ususnaps

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When you have to cheer for training: #ususnaps

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Me hoping that people’s political biases don’t get in the way of training today: #ususnaps

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When @e_cunning16 says thank you to parking: #ususnaps

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When you’ve done the walk of shame: #ususnaps

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@ScooterFletch

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@ScooterFletch Either that or their best friends are, yeah.