Jaime

[Jaime @OlsonJ20]

@JordanWindahl Piss off 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[Jaime @OlsonJ20]

My therapist just called me out for not having a life outside of work... #TherapyRocks 🙃😅

[Jaime @OlsonJ20]

@JordanWindahl Life is tough 😅😂

[Jaime @OlsonJ20]

Do you ever go to the store and have your watch congratulate you for working out, when in reality you just have increased heart rate and labored breathing from wearing a mask? Or does my fat ass just need to do more cardio? 🙃

[tor. @victoriadish]

I may just be a receptionist, but I risk my life every day at the hospital just like the doctors and nurses, I'm just not as important.

[Mia K. @miaaliyaah]

you don’t know how long it took to make him do this with me 😭

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

you’re not an “introverted extrovert” you have undiagnosed anxiety and depression

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

this is me "shooting my shot" just sitting completely still drinking my sleepytime tea hoping they message me first

[Jaime @OlsonJ20]

@veetstweeets Omg, the police officer said it made his day 😂😂

[Jaime @OlsonJ20]

OMG I JUST FUCKING DROVE A STRANGERS VAN HOME FROM WALMART THINKING IT WAS MY AUNTS!! Had it at my grandmas for an hour before running out to grab something and noticed that all the shit in the back wasn’t ours 🥴🥴

[Jaime @OlsonJ20]

Also, yes I called the police to report myself while bringing the van back and we were all confused as hell but managed to straighten everything out 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[Jaime @OlsonJ20]

@tylerthomas70 Omg he’d kill me if he knew I posted this 😂 don’t do it!

[Jaime @OlsonJ20]

My dad: that’s so DOPE!
Me: LIT
Dad: YEAH who LIT my DOPE! Wow I’m so cool!

🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

[Jaime @OlsonJ20]

Tried to explain what my depression is like to someone and a week later they asked me “okay something good happened, so are you happy now?” And they were being serious.

EDUCATE yourselves on MENTAL HEALTH, people!

Fight stigma 👊🏼

[Eric Lori @ejlori11]

A manipulative person will make you feel like everything’s your fault, even when it’s not. Remember that.

[Jaime @OlsonJ20]

My parents: what are you going to do if you don’t get the time off to come on this trip?
Me: simple. Quit🤷🏼‍♀️

[Mike Johnson @MikeJohnson1_]

You either approve my time off or be short staffed! It's really up to you

[Jaime @OlsonJ20]

@JordanWindahl Tag me next time you hoe 👊🏼

[Jaime @OlsonJ20]

It’s “bring a friend day” at the gym on Saturday and my grandma turned it down sooo

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story.