@BBCStoryWorks Why is The BBC helping to finance non- broadcast infrastructure on the opposite side of the planet? Are they making a programme about it?
@VinylJack Well.... looking at my previous gooseberry tweets, I know that we got 11kg in 2021, but can't find a figure for last year and only partial records of other years. I appreciate that this information will not be sufficient for a gooseberry record-keeper like yourself.
The first crop of this year's gooseberries. 3.95kg. 2 bushes picked, 3 more to go. A week later than most years - and bigger than normal; some of considerable size
@StuartMaconie I'm not sure if you're aware that Steve Barker only has one more On The Wire left, on Radio Lancashire - May Day bank holiday. He's survived previous attempts to cull the show but this seems to be the final coup de grace
@GuardianDigital This has precisely fuck all to do with Lancaster. Iโve tried to avoid swearing hitherto but this is such an embarrassing piece of twaddle. Do better or just give up
@GuardianDigital Donโt cover world news. You cant even be bothered to find actual local Lancaster stories. Just let us know when itโs hovering over Lancaster