Lauren O'Machel

Time is money. Money is Power. Power is pizza. And pizza is knowledge.

[Ian Flesh @ianiopia]

Two episodes my ass, this is two movies #ThingsAreStrange

[Lauren O'Machel @omacklemore]

does anyone else get irrationally angry when someone takes their favorite bathroom stall at your office? like geez… people are so inconsiderate 🙄

[Lauren O'Machel @omacklemore]

@kathnotmarge Jeez @TomiLahren stop being Trump’s hype woman. It’s getting incredibly pathetic.

[Lauren O'Machel @omacklemore]

It’s interesting that the lives of Republican leaders have to be threatened for them now to say “Enough is enough” & “We’re disappointment”.

Thank you for joining us... it’s about f*cking time.

[Lauren O'Machel @omacklemore]

What she said.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Impeach.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s my statement on today’s violence at the Capitol.

[Lauren O'Machel @omacklemore]

Who’s ready for this shit show... I mean debate...

Nah... I meant shit show

#PresidentialDebate2020

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

September 11

Let's normalized talking about these tragedies too. Telling these stories too.💔😭

[Lauren O'Machel @omacklemore]

@johncwingfield @Kodak @ianiopia @recklesoptimist 🤗

[john @johncwingfield]

*GIVEAWAY*

This time I’m giving away a Minolta 7000 35mm film camera, 50mm f/1.7 lens and two rolls of @Kodak film. To enter you have to follow me, like and retweet this post, and tag two friends in the comments. Winner announced 9/12. Good luck!

[Lauren O'Machel @omacklemore]

@arynlei @arynlei, is it possible to be obsessed with both?! 😍

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

This 200lb white cop topped and choked out a black woman over a title transfer.

THE COP WORKS FOR BELLVUE POLICE DEPARTMENT IN WASHINGTON STATE!

WHO IS HE?

BLACK LIVES MATTER

[Ben Crump @AttorneyCrump]

This is absolutely disgraceful!! Chicago PD surrounded Mia Wright’s car, broke its windows and arrested her - restraining an INNOCENT Black woman placing a KNEE on her NECK. Really?! This cannot keep happening in America!! #BlackLivesMatter

[Lauren O'Machel @omacklemore]

I’ve been doing a lot of at home work outs because of the shelter-in-place so I can still obtain my “summer bod”... but now that I think about it, it might not even matter

[Lauren O'Machel @omacklemore]

Polar Vortex: *people staying at home for two days* Try and top that!

COVID-19: hold my corona

[Lauren O'Machel @omacklemore]

I’m blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Daa if I had Corona I would die 😷

[Lauren O'Machel @omacklemore]

@DeanRichards The director for Parasite won Best International Film last night. It is no longer Foreign Language. He’s the first to win this newly named category. #Oscars #Parasite @ParasiteMovie

[Lauren O'Machel @omacklemore]

Telemarketer: “Is this Lauren?”
Me:

[Lauren O'Machel @omacklemore]

No one:

My boss: I JUST WANNA TAKE A NAP!

[Lauren O'Machel @omacklemore]

When you type "Oberweis" into your phone, but your phone changes it to "overweight"