Os

Love God, Love Family, Love Life, Fuck the Glazers

[Chad ⚡️ @Chadsonlight]

Putting in my two weeks notice and immediately trying to fuck my coworker

[Russell “Lebron” Jordan @RJordan25pc]

Liked the ig story. Now all she has to do is reach out to me and plan a date

[Ben @BenJoyceFoot]

Child celebrating so much he’s almost crying whilst you’re doing a whip & nae nae in 2026, the Barclays has never been so back 🫡

[③ @zurskiii]

Worst thing about a first date is having to order an old fashioned instead of a strawberry lemon drop

[K w @Kwsw123]

@PaulChi25292926 Where have you been?

[PFA @PFA]

Kobbie Mainoo 👹

Voted for by the players 🏆

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Pep Guardiola is much more than just an unbelievable manager.

He spoke up for the people of Palestine, Sudan and Congo while others looked away.

Pep used his platform to defend our shared humanity. That will never be forgotten. Thank you, Pep.

[may ✚ @redxhotline]

Americans planning a trip:

Okay lets go to london and act like its our first day on earth and also walk really slowly down oxford street in big groups

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

hey do you want to go out with me? I have no availability until next sunday and I hate texting btw

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

0 good morning texts, an unhealthy bank balance but atleast United hasn't lost a game of football in 2026

[Paa Manuel @PaamanuelUtd_]

Evra: "The problem is not Arteta, not the owners, not the players, it's Arsenal fans. You are delusional." 😂

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[Lyés @LyesBouzidi10]

Took Michael Carrick one attempt to accomplish back to back wins, and he did it vs City and Arsenal.

[Os @omaiddd]

history will be so kind to you my Portuguese Magnifico

[E @utd_Eman]

We don’t appreciate him enough man, the best midfielder in the world and he plays for my club 🇵🇹❤️

https://t.co/fcbj1KHYkD

[Os @omaiddd]

@HighStatusBoss wallahi stop supporting my club

[👽 @awwheyuu]

only a whore would move on from me

[Os @omaiddd]

@BRI4NMOS3R we’re so shit, it’s my fault for having faith

[Os @omaiddd]

@BRI4NMOS3R we have looked very toothless but i think it was a tactical decision considering wolves would’ve been ready for the 4, now they’re shifting to accommodate the 5, if we transition into the 4 either at the half or 60 minutes in, we will catch them off guard again and score 4 imo

[Os @omaiddd]

@BRI4NMOS3R i agree dorgu should be on the right, but that doesn’t change the amount of utd defenders on the pitch