Oma Okafor

Inspired by true events✨

[Oma Okafor @omalichaaa_]

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[🏀⚾️ @_Rock718]

How did u look on ya birthday ?

[HastalıkNedir @Hastalikogrenn]

DİKKAT! GÖZ ARDI ETMEMENİZ GEREKEN 18 VÜCUT SİNYALİ

1. Kelimeleri unutmak → (Stres / B12 eksikliği)
2. Kulakta nabız sesi duymak → (Yüksek tansiyon)
3. Göz kapağında seğirme → (Mineral dengesizliği)
4. Ağızda acımsı tat → (Reflü)
5. Gece kas krampları → (Magnezyum eksikliği)
6. Ellerde titreme → (Düşük kan şekeri)
7. Uyandıktan sonra sürekli yorgunluk → (Uyku apnesi)
8. Yanık kokusu almak → (Sinir sistemi sorunu)
9. Uçuşan cisimler görmek → (Gözle ilgili değişimler)
10. Gece huzursuz bacaklar → (Demir eksikliği)
11. Dişleri sıkmak ve gıcırdatmak → (Stres)
12. Saç derisinde kaşıntı → (Mantar enfeksiyonu)
13. Gece ani terlemeler → (Hormonal değişimler)
14. Saçların erken beyazlaması → (B12 vitamini eksikliği)
15. Ellerin sürekli üşümesi → (Tiroid sorunu)
16. Sürekli tatlı isteği → (Düşük demir)
17. Tırnakların soyulması → (Çinko eksikliği)
18. Parmaklarda uyuşma → (Sinir sıkışması)

[Wayveeeeee! 🧘🏾‍♂️ @wayveeofficial]

I wish I was lying…

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

How to marry a wife in Nigeria.

1. Go to your parents and tell them that you want to marry your girlfriend (which they must have known about before), and seek their permission to discuss your plans with her parents or other relevant people.

2. Once they grant you permission, you tell your girlfriend to inform her family that you will be visiting them.

3. After she tells them, go to see them alone (they must have known you before then) and politely tell them your intentions, letting them know that you have also discussed it with your parents. Her mother doesn't have to be present throughout your discussion with her father.

4. After discussing with him, her father can invite her and her mother to join you.

5. He will then tell them what you said, and ask his daughter if she is willing to be your wife.

6. Once she says yes, her father will then ask you to come with your people after he informs his kindred about your intentions to marry his daughter.

7. Then his kindred will obtain their marriage list and send it to him.

8. On the day of your second official visit, you may choose to go with your close friend, brother, or even your parents for a proper introduction, and the list may be provided to them on that day, or sent to them later.

Note that what both of your parents (hers and yours) are expected to do after you inform them is to secretly conduct some vetting and ask questions about both of you, your family background, history, etc., from others.

After all this has been done, you can then decide to propose to her (if you wish), because it's all a public show if you ask me.

Regardless, if all that has been done, is she going to humiliate you publicly by rejecting your proposal?

The answer is No.

So, if you're the type of man that fancies all those "serenren", make sure that you follow the right steps.

Stop being a sissy by ignoring your parents, her parents, and proposing to a woman publicly.

It's unafrican, it's disrespectful and it makes you look like you were not properly raised in that light.

End.

[BUKOLA @WithBukky]

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The courses are free, and you get certificates of completion.

I have about 9 certificates already.

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[mbalz ᥫ᭡ @UppityAfrican_]

Omg having period pains without the actual periods has to be one of the worst things ever 💔💔 !!!!

[Oluwaseun💕 @seunnimi]

adulting is realizing that you’re allowed to outgrow the career path you once thought you wanted and that’s okay

[cοcσα @shawtie_e]

I gain weight, I lose weight… I fluctweight.

[devansh @thedumbradio]

"here, you can borrow my belief in you, until you can find yours again." being another one on that list.

[𝙎𝙆𓂀 || MARTIN 4SESE @TIMSKYLIVE]

I understand there’s obviously no correlation, but being on your phone in a quiet space around people and your volume is on FULL blast while you just scrolling TikTok makes me think your iQ might be a bit low

[shipra @shipranotes]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

isolation. call it unhealthy if you want, but it remains the most undefeated coping mechanism.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned

[Phat Tony™ 🥩 @bushcrafter79]

My toxic trait is, I'll let shit slide a million times, then randomly decide TODAY is the day EVERYONE learns a fucking lesson

[Jenny @JennyTabchoury]

Controlling your temper at work is a job in itself.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯 @japan_nobunaga]

"Even Heaven had to go to war to protect its peace. Never apologize for drawing a line that kindness couldn't hold."

[🌷 @PeachieBlooms]

Resign itu normal. Pindah karier juga normal.

Yang nggak normal itu maksa bertahan di tempat yang bikin lo stuck, nggak berkembang, tapi tiap hari makin capek.

[YUA @creative_yua]

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You can explore the websites and learn from the free resources. Some of them have both paid and free courses, so you may have to navigate a bit to get the free ones.

I'll drop links to some specific, free courses below...

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

That phase when you start to hate your workplace is crazy.

[Peace @MoveWithPeace]

This website gives you actual Excel problems to solve.

XLOOKUP.
INDEX/MATCH.
IF formulas.
Pivot tables.
And loads more.

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[Onyin🤍 @naekkeoexpress]

Damn I really want to watch this type of kdrama it looks so cool😂😂