Cindy Rudometkin

Program Director for PKF

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

The walls are closing in.

Erika Kirk is unraveling.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

I just reviewed the morning routine of a 36-year-old working mom with ADHD.

The way she described her 6:30 AM wake-up explained executive dysfunction better than any medical textbook.

She said:

[Cindy Rudometkin @ometkin]

@RaminNasibov Commodore 64 Winter Olympics

[Acyn @Acyn]

Bret Baier reads statements from Trump’s own voters telling him they can’t handle costs. Trump responds by dismissing their concerns and bragging about the stock market.

[KT "Special MI6 Operation" @KremlinTrolls]

Erika Kirk after leaving the staged event and thinks no cameras are around.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

A true friend 🤝

[Cindy Rudometkin @ometkin]

@MinorcanMin @Dearme2_ It was her mom - there you go stop victimizing the girl

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new?
Roald Dahl: There's this peach...
Publisher: Is it -
Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

[Ayesha Tabassum @ayesha3920]

I told my therapist:

“I’m not suicidal…
but I’m tired in a way that scares me.”

She didn’t brush it off.
She didn’t say “everyone gets tired.”
She didn’t tell me to think positive.

She said softly:

[Cindy Rudometkin @ometkin]

@sunflow15685280 Impeachment means nothing ever since Clinton … and trump -

[Cindy Rudometkin @ometkin]

@austinskyyyy @HustleBitch_ Trump derangement syndrome!

[Today In History @historigins]

Robin Williams explaining how golf was invented remains one of the greatest stand-up bits ever recorded

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

I want to hate this so bad and punch @KevinHart4real right in his little Keebler elf face, but dammit my jaws hurt from belly laughing at his commentary 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾

btw, we have less than 3 minutes between takes, so that’s why I use a shovel size spoon to devour my food 🪏 Can a working man just eat in peace? Paybacks a bitch, Kev 😉

#onset #jumanji #hawaii

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

@SenFettermanPA https://t.co/YKZSNWu75l

[Cindy Rudometkin @ometkin]

@elonmusk He’s dyslexic - you know that right? Jesus h

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Aaron Rodgers thinks it’s weird that Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty of trafficking kids, but “nobody who she was trafficking kids to got indicted or named.”

He also finds it funny that the mainstream media gave the trial “next to no coverage.”

Rodger’s believes “there were a lot of people that didn’t want him [Jeffrey Epstein] to be alive because he “had the goods on everybody.”

And because he had the goods on everybody, “he was murdered in federal detention in Manhattan.”

[Kentucky Girl @Notwokenow]

She let him have it.

Idk what she was saying but he understood it 😂😂😂

[Cindy Rudometkin @ometkin]

@indicatorfn HI!

[Cindy Rudometkin @ometkin]

@factpostnews Peak Idiocracy