Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
I just reviewed the morning routine of a 36-year-old working mom with ADHD.
The way she described her 6:30 AM wake-up explained executive dysfunction better than any medical textbook.
She said:
Bret Baier reads statements from Trump’s own voters telling him they can’t handle costs. Trump responds by dismissing their concerns and bragging about the stock market.
Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new?
Roald Dahl: There's this peach...
Publisher: Is it -
Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge
I told my therapist:
“I’m not suicidal…
but I’m tired in a way that scares me.”
She didn’t brush it off.
She didn’t say “everyone gets tired.”
She didn’t tell me to think positive.
She said softly:
I want to hate this so bad and punch @KevinHart4real right in his little Keebler elf face, but dammit my jaws hurt from belly laughing at his commentary 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾
btw, we have less than 3 minutes between takes, so that’s why I use a shovel size spoon to devour my food Can a working man just eat in peace? Paybacks a bitch, Kev 😉
#onset #jumanji #hawaii
Aaron Rodgers thinks it’s weird that Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty of trafficking kids, but “nobody who she was trafficking kids to got indicted or named.”
He also finds it funny that the mainstream media gave the trial “next to no coverage.”
Rodger’s believes “there were a lot of people that didn’t want him [Jeffrey Epstein] to be alive because he “had the goods on everybody.”
And because he had the goods on everybody, “he was murdered in federal detention in Manhattan.”