Mr Venus

Taxidermist and articulator of bones.
Tweeting as part of @DickensOMF

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

@beatricebazell @EmmaLCurry great use of spare taxidermist stuffing, eh? Though I think I overstuffed for my recent TV appearances ...

[Pete Orford @DrPeteOrford]

For 19 months I've been living another life as John Rokesmith for @DickensOMF - here are his final(?) words:
https://t.co/eRLv2TbfqO

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

Went to talk abt digits yesterday w/ @OMF_Rokesmith,@OMF_Jenny,@OMF_Bella,@OMF_Bradley & @OMF_Frenchman, no bones but lots of articulation

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

So @OMF_Pleasant, now we are reunited, let us plan our next assignation. Any ideas? #magiclanternshowandchill #sorrynotsorry #omftweets

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

@OMF_Wegg @OMF_Rokesmith @OMF_Boffin Wegg's a con-man,/and a liar,/let's nick his leg/and throw it on the fire

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

@OMF_Wegg Well sir, you proved yourself such a hollow man that even my powers of #taxidermy cannot restore your moral fibre! #venusrising

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

@OMF_Rokesmith, It was pleasant (Aah!) to be part of the feet of driving a wedge between the Harmon fortune & that loafer @OMF_Wegg

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

@OMF_Rokesmith @OMF_Mortimer Is it your own bag or one bought from your local emporium for 5d? #obligatorycontemporaryreference

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

I've been invited to meet some 'tweeters' on Sat. Might provide some great specimens for the shop #cockrobin Will any1 else I know b there?

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

Thinking of chucking in this friendly move malarkey & finding myself a new wooden-legged pal: @OMF_GruffGlum, fancy tea & muffins? #bff

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

If @OMF_Wegg keeps pushing me, I’ll mix his rum with preserving spirits – he’ll get a gum-pickler, not a gum-tickler! #getstuffed #omftweets

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

Feeling sorry for @OMF_Boffin after his grinding @ @OMF_Wegg’s stone last night: poor chap nrly ground 2 dust for his own heaps #omftweets

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

Friendly move not so friendly @ the mo: @OMF_Wegg says I’m too milk and watery! Better milk & water than sour cream & bilge! #omftweets

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

Why @OMF_Wegg, how booferly you read! Who knew the miser genre was so, er, rich? @OMF_Boffin, did you drop this paper? #nothingtoseehere

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

@OMF_Wegg haha, when it comes to WILLS, mine's the stronger! Let's hope this one leads to HEAPS of cash not HEAPS of trouble! #friendlymove

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

@OMF_Pleasant, pls reconsider! If you need proof of my ardour, surely this desiccated cockateel is proof enough? #omf_tweets #lovelyplumage

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

@OMF_Boffin @OMF_Wegg @OMF_WeggLeg If there was a 'Least Favourite' button, I'd be pressing it now #notanothersmellytightwadmakethemstop

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

What's in @OMF_Boffin's bottle? Message from a desert island? The Colonel's secret recipe? Best guess wins a stuffed family pet of yr choice

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

@OMF_Wegg Hmmm, I know my art ... And let's just say I know a backbone when I see one - and when I don't *donaldpleasanceface* #omftweets

[Mr Venus @OMF_Venus]

@OMF_Wegg @OMF_Boffin You think it's bad? I had to sit through all that reading about misers. Worst Jackanory Episode Ever #omftweets