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loving mother of three kitty babies; A 🤍

[liz @omfgIiz]

how am I supposed to give someone else my time when my cat is so much more deserving of all of it

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

how your email finds me

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

I feel like the dark this year is darker than last year. I have absolutely no science to back this up but I feel that it is too dark

[Lyle 🏝️ @_FromTheIsland]

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

[sophie @netcapgirl]

unmuting at the end of a call just to say “nothing from my end, thanks”

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

Joe Biden has been dumped from the Love Island villa.

[grant🪐 @grantmeaglizzy]

i will be partying tomorrow but NOT in celebration of america

i will however be celebrating whoever tf invented the hotdog

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

when someone asks “what do you think?” in the meeting but you were online shopping

[🦇 @whitleegilbert]

When I have one card left and someone tells me to draw 4 https://t.co/U7TY6sBVuN

[attorneydad @attorneydad]

New outlook signature just dropped

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Sharks I am requesting $100 it is a matter of life and death

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“i was born in the wrong generation!” not me, if i couldn’t google a restaurant menu days in advance then i would die

[molly @classiclits]

i have never felt so fucking seen

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

No one tells you how much of adulthood is bribing yourself with a little treat in order to stave off psychosis.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“I was born in the wrong generation” Okay well if I didn’t have Google Maps I’d kill myself so now what

[trash jones @jzux]

oh god oh fuck everyone is about to start circling back in the new year

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

to all of you 🫶🏻

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

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