me when i was leaving class early and when my teacher asked why, i said “to go to court” and she said “oooh you crashed your car huh” and i said “my dad doesnt pay child support”
i played Juliet in high school and the morning after opening night, I came late to 2nd period and my teacher was like “ooh are you too big a star now to show up on time for American History?” and I got to be like “my grandma died this morning”