Mikaela Simon

dehydrated & sleepy (she/her)

[Mikaela Simon @simonsayssing]

being told by my mom as a kid that I can't invite myself places has created a lifelong anxiety around inviting myself places which means I don't invite myself places which means I don't get invited places

[meg succession text posts @successtextpost]

succession finale is like avengers endgame for people with untreated mental illnesses

[Mikaela Simon @simonsayssing]

@cavewomanbrain It’s the little things

[Mikaela Simon @simonsayssing]

loving the revenge arc of me once dating someone who said bangs were ugly, and the person they left me for now also having bangs 🥹

[Mikaela Simon @simonsayssing]

My favorite news source: a headline and an adjective, courtesy of my mother.

[Mikaela Simon @simonsayssing]

she doesn’t smoke, she just learned what 4/20 was in February

[Mikaela Simon @simonsayssing]

it’s actually so rude that there’s an actor in the show I’m seeing that looks exactly like my ex, @Telecharge do you offer refunds for that

[Jesse @dorfman87]

paul pascal pedro mescal

[Mikaela Simon @simonsayssing]

I love watching hot, well-dressed people eat French fries out of paper bags in penn station. it truly brings me so much joy.

[Mikaela Simon @simonsayssing]

need an austin butler timothee chalamet remake of interview with the vampire immediately

[Mikaela Simon @simonsayssing]

@JustThe_iTALIAn Are you kidding me rn

[Mikaela Simon @simonsayssing]

there are so many celebs I stg some of them are just made up

[Mikaela Simon @simonsayssing]

dude why did I never realize p!nk is gay busy phillips

[FINNEAS @finneas]

I was just chilling, floating over South Carolina today in my balloon and somebody shot me down?!?

[Mikaela Simon @simonsayssing]

@cavewomanbrain Okay but this is my brother lmao

[Mikaela Simon @simonsayssing]

Depop Chopra

[Mikaela Simon @simonsayssing]

I can watch this with no audio and tell just by their facial expressions that this show is absolute dog shit

[How I Met Your Father @HIMYFonHulu]

Shoutout to friends who become family. #HIMYF is now streaming on Hulu.

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Velma (2023) is banned from Ba Sing Se.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“R u okay” bro the sky been grey for 3 weeks

[Mikaela Simon @simonsayssing]

@2rameneggs 90 year old’s bday party

[Mikaela Simon @simonsayssing]

im so sorry to everyone on the M train uptown, im very aware that my stockings smell like meat being actively cooked, would you believe me if I told you I’m a vegetarian