OMG Date Me

One Man's Quest for True Love in NYC

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It's official @stefdagz has taken over my entire TL

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See? We're clearly onto something here with our 'Supermarket Test'. ;)

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

I gotta marry somebody I can have fun at the grocery store with

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We might have some thoughts on this. 😉

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Scammed again. Thanks @carolinecaloway 😂

[Zawwar Khan @zawwarkhan_]

Walking through Washington Square Park ready to answer someone’s question about:
1) How much my outfit costs
2) What I’m listening to
3) How much I pay in rent

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@AMythicWitch I got so tired of dating apps, I decided to build my own dating website and run targeted Facebook & Instagram ads to the types of people I think I’d hit it off with. Have met some absolute gems!

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@JustJake Well now I feel better about my own form. Phew.

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@tinderdistrict @MadddiRenee If only I found this an hour earlier. 🤦🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/ELKpFVzs3N

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My friends sending me Xmas cards:

*A picture of their new dog/baby/matching plaid outfits*

Me sending my friends Xmas cards:

“YO FUCK 2020. Come get drunk in NYC when it’s safe again. L8r bitches!”

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Spotted: Dead ringer doppelgänger of @ginadivittorio on the subway.

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@wine_nymph Yes.

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Fixed it. 👌

[autumn @Autie_Radig]

How it started: How it ended:

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@wine_nymph Swiped right. ➡️

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@wine_nymph Welcome back!

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@wine_nymph 👋

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A bunch of website that I run for clients are experiencing issues right now, and my first thought was—oh @carolinecaloway must’ve broke the internet.

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Everyone should date a girl with bangs at least once in their life.

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@tinderdistrict @hannaemilyy Yeah, if you like spelling CORRECTLY. 🙄