Blessica Blimpson

unexplained fires are a matter for the courts

[Blessica Blimpson @omgdebbie]

My mam left my dad outside SuperValu in his wheelchair while she went in to get some bits and people tried to give him spare change 😭 God bless Finglas.

[Blessica Blimpson @omgdebbie]

@SeanMcG45467707 Can’t dm you

[Blessica Blimpson @omgdebbie]

@EmtLarkin

[Thar Barr Superstar @WildState]

Only if a lady is passing

[Blessica Blimpson @omgdebbie]

Me when I see posts about young internet celebrities like Baby Grink and The Rizzler

[Blessica Blimpson @omgdebbie]

@Little7Rose The bottom right image sent me over the edge ☠️

[Blessica Blimpson @omgdebbie]

He looks like he lives under a bridge and will only let me pass if I answer three riddles 😭

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Oh my fucking God

[Blessica Blimpson @omgdebbie]

@educatedignored @GerryMcBride That’s literally my point? I had a small bag, the people ahead of me all had black sacks.

[Blessica Blimpson @omgdebbie]

Bought cans of cocktails in M&S and wasn’t charged the return deposit fee but they have the return logo so we can still bring them back

[Blessica Blimpson @omgdebbie]

@Little7Rose No idea, it’s like they don’t even notice ☠️

[Blessica Blimpson @omgdebbie]

@Little7Rose My parents will be watching the same thing, but one of them is in the front room and one is in the back room, doors open, volume up. The tvs are a second or two out of sync, so you’re listening to everything with an immediate echo

[Blessica Blimpson @omgdebbie]

If a Band Aid line up doesn’t have Dizzee Rascal and Ms Dynamite in it then I’m not interested tbh, you can keep it

[fecko stinko @ladwife]

you guys got picked up?

[Blessica Blimpson @omgdebbie]

Follow me I’m insufferable

[Darth_Jader @jade08kinsella]

Mad the way everytime I wear a cap I look like I work in a chipper

[Blessica Blimpson @omgdebbie]

“This mock meat roast is too much like meat!” I swear, people like this have two brain cells and they’re both fighting for third place ☠️

[Blessica Blimpson @omgdebbie]

@Ginger_Tucci “It’s made in the same factory, you just don’t have to pay for the fancy bottle!” Fuck off, hun, I would rather lick a dead seal.

[Blessica Blimpson @omgdebbie]

Absolutely adore Facebook in the run up to the festive season. “I bought jerseys from clearlyascamwebsite dot com, and now they’re not responding to me and the tracking number doesn’t work, does anyone know what I should do?” Truly wonderful stuff.

[Blessica Blimpson @omgdebbie]

Might put the Christmas decorations up this weekend y’know