Michael Parker

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[Michael Parker @omgitsmgp]

Eventually autocorrect on your phone just becomes a reflection of who you are

[Michael Parker @omgitsmgp]

@charliermarsh this is wheely cool 😎

[Michael Parker @omgitsmgp]

@techsavvytravvy The database executes queries faster if you yell at it

[Michael Parker @omgitsmgp]

@charliermarsh but what if you pivoted uv into a red ball bouncing in a rotating hexagon?

[zach @extrafabulous]

streamin https://t.co/2Ydb3NFJrS

[Dan Cassaro @Dan_Cassaro]

is this real @Adobe

[Michael Parker @omgitsmgp]

When you ignore a recruiter’s email and then they send this to you as a follow up it makes me irrationally upset. I can’t explain it.

[Michael Parker @omgitsmgp]

@buccocapital this is the lesson I learned from watching Breaking Bad

[Stephen Carty @CartyScorsese]

Heat (1995)

[Michael Parker @omgitsmgp]

@sophiebits Everyone is talking about the 500ms increase but I think the more amazing thing is that he was able to keep double clicking into liblzma/valgrind/commits etc and put together the whole picture. At any time he could have said “I don’t how to proceed” or “this isn’t interesting”

[Justis Mosqueda @JuMosq]

Someone at EA Sports is crying thinking about having to code this kickoff into Madden 25

[armand type beat @2irl4u]

Normalize giving product feedback like this

[Dot「ドット」 @OneSK_Twt]

One of my favorite Tiktok trends are those musical ones that ends up having no right goin' so hard

[Sage Hyden @sagehyden]

if both dune 2 and mad max are hits this year it’s going to convince some algorithm that what the people really want are sand movies

[TV’S ALEX PTAK @PtakTestKitchen]

JAVIER BARDEM (whispering in fake accent): he faces the terrible Shai Hulud

ZENDAYA (normal voice): oh no, my boyfriend

[Michael Parker @omgitsmgp]

@anothercohen was going to take longer but they cut scope after no one could figure out how to center a div

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Sir we’re being margin called by Klarna for the Wendy’s order we acquired from Uber Eats earlier this month. If the price of Frosties declines 25% the losses will be greater than the market capitalization of the whole firm.