Maria Reilly

[Maria Reilly @omgitsri]

@AEKenforcer21 Definitely Witcher 3!

[Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente]

Trump was just asked publicly if he is a racist.

He immediately ended the presser.

He turned around and left the room.

But he didn’t do the simplest thing possible.

He didn’t say “no.”

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I played Dungeons and Dragons with my daughters.

They were supposed to fight the wolves surrounding a town.

Instead, they fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf army.

Girls, man. They’ll take over the world.

[Angela Hanks @AngelaHanks]

*chef’s kiss*

[Maria Reilly @omgitsri]

@AEKenforcer21 Count me in.

[Maria Reilly @omgitsri]

@AEKenforcer21 Greek food? 😂

[Maria Reilly @omgitsri]

@AEKenforcer21 Buy me a drink and bring it. You're going down 😘

[Maria Reilly @omgitsri]

Convinced I'd have more 2nd dates if I stopped being so aggressive about air hockey.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Oprah's Globes speech.

To be viewed in its entirety.

Don't read the excerpts or all the "takes" that will surely be written.

Watch and share if it speaks to you. https://t.co/USNCGkkRRu

[Maria Reilly @omgitsri]

Show me your therapy bill and I will show you two bottles of wine and a pizza.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

dear republican congress,

plenty of room over here.

sincerely,
the right side of history

[Maria Reilly @omgitsri]

When you're tired of laying in bed and eating food; so you go to your friend's place, lay in their bed, and eat their food. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Frank Turner @frankturner]

I enjoyed a pint with @Punktastic and talked all things 'Songbook', @Mongol_Horde and Lost Evenings Festival. Read below. https://t.co/uNlUrZEVgQ

[Sudi Green @Sudi_Green]

The Anthropologie woman owns multiple pairs of silk pants, simply adores brocade, cums twice a year.

[rusty shackleford @littlekelfie]

me trying to blend in with a group of cute girls

[Ira Glass @iraglass]

Idea for short story: guy asks his girlfriend to take that omnipresent "I'm not a robot" test and she fails and that's how he learns she's a robot.

[Dungeons And Donalds @DungeonsDonald]

Actually, in D&D, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. I went from VERY successful Barbarian, to Party Leader, to Dungeon Master (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius...and a very stable genius at that!

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

If Hillary Clinton lost the popular vote by 3 million but won the presidency with the help of the Kremlin, THE RIGHT WOULD SHUT DOWN AMERICA

[Maria Reilly @omgitsri]

When you fucking love your hair.
#redhairswag #lookingoodfeelingood #redhair https://t.co/Om4u3oCrN8