Sarah CM

she/her • chaotic bisexual • not really a tweeter

[alex 🐸 @froggirl666]

they should really replace the statue of liberty with her

[Sarah CM @omgitssarahcm]

@nytimes @Columbia @ColumbiaSSW Dean Melissa Begg took over 24 hours to say she “respectfully disagrees” with a Black person’s experience of racism? Reprehensible. #ActNowCSSW

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[Sarah CM @omgitssarahcm]

Support my (socially distanced) 10k to raise funds for queer health through Callen-Lorde Community Health Center! https://t.co/LbRwWeGPyy

[Sarah CM @omgitssarahcm]

An update: our relationship survived, but certain parts of her body did not. 0/10, do not recommend at home bikini waxes.

[Sarah CM @omgitssarahcm]

Week #2 of quarantine: ordered salon-grade supplies for at-home gel manicures, turned my girlfriend into my nail tech.

Week #5 of quarantine: ordered salon-grade supplies for at-home waxing, unsure if my girlfriend and I will survive this.

[Andromeda Yelton @ThatAndromeda]

as a woman,I receive this service for free https://t.co/t8ImOXBXSf

[Sarah CM @omgitssarahcm]

@currieous THANK YOU, this is the energy I NEED!

[Sive @sivemorten]

Why are all the hot girls from 🏳‍🌈 and what country is that?

[Sarah CM @omgitssarahcm]

@NikkiGoldschein Thank you for giving me something non-work related and totally unnecessary to do just now: https://t.co/PrjnEtFRIW

[Sarah CM @omgitssarahcm]

Almost ¾ of the emails in my adjunct inbox are reply all’s, many of them asking to be taken off of a list they can’t be removed from. College students are gonna eat us alive in this semester of online learning.

[June Diane Raphael @MsJuneDiane]

Stop telling your daughters they can be president when you are unwilling to vote for a woman president.

[james tom @jestom]

"bisexual" means
you are attracted to others
and
you are attracted
to me

- rupi kaur

[Sarah CM @omgitssarahcm]

@NikkiGoldschein @SaraGideon @PPact YES! Maine needs her. I’ll connect you to hopeful extra knockers and warm homes 😘

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

2020 in Cancer: This is a time for sweetness. You will thankfully have a table set for many and everyone will show up. Most important is your true heart that beats with heat. Passion, not passing, rules the head. For the house is a celebration even when it is waiting, brightly.

[Chandler @ChndlrVlndr]

Me going out Paulie in the Challenge

🤝
"If I throw up it's a wrap"

#TheChallenge34

[Sarah CM @omgitssarahcm]

@PerfectMatchPod this image needs to be memed, whatcha got?

[Sarah CM @omgitssarahcm]

ANYONE: Can I give you some constructive feedback?

ME: