jkh

I'm jkh and I don't believe in twitter

[jkh @omgjkh]

Hey @VirtualScooley - how does one get in contact with the WSL engineering team to discuss native GPU access to rendering, Vulkan support, and so on? Asking for a bunch of friends. :)

[jkh @omgjkh]

OK you can stop watching that space now, nothing actually happened.. 😅

[jkh @omgjkh]

Watch this space: https://t.co/M6BxdlNUq7 #nextbsd #making_our_own_xpc #woopwoop #entirely_gratuitous_hashtags_ftw

[jkh @omgjkh]

@joncoopertweets Such tiny little hands in all the pictures. At least they’re authentic!

[jkh @omgjkh]

@migueldeicaza You're not wrong:

"Hey, ChatGPT, please write the most generic performance review possible"
https://t.co/37jdpvFdBJ
Nailed it again, ChatGPT. Totally nailed it.

[jkh @omgjkh]

OK, I finally agree. It's sentient.

[Thomas H. Ptacek @tqbf]

I’m sorry, I simply cannot be cynical about a technology that can accomplish this.

[jkh @omgjkh]

Well peeps, I can’t say I ever really liked this platform even back in its heyday, but you don’t have to be an AI to predict that what’s coming next sounds pretty horrible. I’m out. See y’all on the next platform!

[jkh @omgjkh]

@elonmusk When you spend $44Bn simply to unlock a bad pun on twitter.

[jkh @omgjkh]

@franklinleonard Hey, Elvis had one of those too!

[jkh @omgjkh]

@Timodc They don't just give those out to anyone, you know!

[jkh @omgjkh]

@marcan42 This is rage-bait, right?

[jkh @omgjkh]

Dear @SlackHQ. I used to love you. Even had my own low-traffic channel for keeping in touch with old friends for 15 years. However, I now work for a company who uses slack as a stock exchange trading floor. All yelling and waving at others in real time. We broke you. I sad.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

RIP Coolio

[jkh @omgjkh]

@danozzi Now THAT is a master class in owning your mistakes and moving on.

[Laurent Sansonetti @lrz]

This is so great 😭 😭 😭 https://t.co/p1zIYqdGue

[jkh @omgjkh]

@Kantrowitz @migueldeicaza Looks like @wongmjane could use a nice @nihilist_arbys Double Beef & Cheddar

[jkh @omgjkh]

@migueldeicaza I think you must have gone to a different, parallel WWDC than the one I went to.

[jkh @omgjkh]

@funcshawnal Weird Al is on tour! You should catch him in concert if you can. Scored 5 tickets to see him in Saratoga (even though I had to find some friends) next month. Bucket list item about to be CHECKED OFF! 🤞

[jkh @omgjkh]

@funcshawnal Yeah, I'm fine, just needed to vent after a 2+ year overdose on Covid + Economic gyration!

[jkh @omgjkh]

Like many managers, I have a god complex. I believe I’m Ocnus.