Fractured Whimsy

Artist. Gamer. Professional wanderer. Shameless mental patient. Force of motherfucking nature.

[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

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[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

@RoCoPD Are there any updates about the emaciated pittie found in early/mid March? I had found another one about a month prior a similarly extremely neglected state and we took him in, but he passed away from his condition.

[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

Mr Sary and I downloaded a #BuffBagwell #CAW in #WWE2K24 and his face was all messed up when we used him, but not his character image. Looked in his settings and found the issue. No biggie, just a #LanceStorm on his face. 🤣😭 Why though?

[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

@BeatboxBevs @rcwrollins

[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

My heat intolerance is the worst it's ever been, and since it gets worse every year, I'm dreading next summer already. Just chuck me in a deep freezer already.

[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

@GatzTdaMax

[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

My first sharps container. What should I name it?

[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

@WAVY_News Duh. Because he has.

[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

@CrazySpoonie I empathize so hard. I used to be such a free spirit, but now my health makes me have to plan carefully every aspect of my life.

[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

@healthysnackbo1 This looks delicious

[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

@healthysnackbo1 I'm so hype about a healthy snack box!

[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

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[Entertainment Earth @EntEarth]

In honor of our 25th Anniversary, we’re giving away the @Hasbro @StarWars Jabba’s Sail Barge!

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[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

@tirlaeyn I'll need it.

[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

Another delightful call with the @SocialSecurity. Just kidding. I've been on hold the whole time. #SSA #SSI And contrary to what the recorded message has said 37 times now, the website doesn't help with shit. #disabledproblems

[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

It was a mock jury case with other participants live over zoom. Really highlighted how difficult "reasonable doubt" can be to determine. Or how easy it can be in all the wrong ways.

[Prolific @Prolific]

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[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

Only took me five years of living here, but I finally got a library card! #executivedysfunctiongo

[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

My first calendula flower. She's going to be going into a pain salve once I get the rest of my ingredients.

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[Fractured Whimsy @omgscary]

@tirlaeyn All solid choices, though Stabby is what we call one of Mr. Sary's exes, so maybe not that one. 🤣