dana scully

I want to believe 🛸👽

[dana scully @ominousshade]

@BigChuc82197870 Because I want everyone to be tf away from me

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

It's true! It's all true!

[dana scully @ominousshade]

@JimmyClearpills lol my black female coworker does that too 🤣 I always found it hilarious

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

There are still lots of people using "that wasn't on my bingo card" and "thank you for coming to my Ted Talk" jokes in the current year and I believe those people should all be arrested and thrown into a volcano. I'm sorry but I don't know what other choice we have at this point

[Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast @lankretard]

I promise you are SAFE Jane Dough

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Once you find a parking space in New York, that's just where yo car gonna be for the rest of your life.

[dana scully @ominousshade]

@rsosa8 Because she’s lying and not just doing her homework lmfao trust me I’ve been there

[Luca @lucawya]

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop…

[dana scully @ominousshade]

@lucawya Brilliant idea

[dana scully @ominousshade]

@Geiger_Capital Now do Facebook because it’s 100x worse

[Matty Dread @MattyDread]

This is not far off reality

[dana scully @ominousshade]

@softboy_w Everything u said was true but u lost me at the candy corn remark 💔

[Hayes Ball @ballhazin]

Dudes will post anything for some liberal pussy nowadays

[dana scully @ominousshade]

@bx_on_x I’ve been saying this for years

[dana scully @ominousshade]

@TheMisterTurtle It me

[PeePeeHead @JJJHeimerShmidt]

@english_stee Life is like a bag of jelly beans. Nobody likes the black ones.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Louder for the gangbang ladies in the back

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

It's really weighing on me that over the past few weeks, women on social media have decided to rally around:

1) a triple child murderer

2) a woman who got drunk, slept with 7 guys, then decided it was assault 2 years later

Bleak

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

“Don’t judge a book by its cover” I’ve never been wrong ever in my entire life about someone who I judged immediately based on their appearance