matzahballsoup

oilvia._

[matzahballsoup @omm1234567]

Emerald ass borer

[Tama Gucci @TAMAHOOCHIE]

Idk who needs to hear this but ….. THE LIGHT IS COMING TO GIVE BACK EVERYTHING THE DARKNESS STOLE .

[matzahballsoup @omm1234567]

Smelling good is not very punk rock

[matzahballsoup @omm1234567]

Cell division actually results in cell multiplication

[saila @sailaunderscore]

when a girl is truly into you, she's at mass delusion: you'll be checking your email and she'll think it's hot

[matzahballsoup @omm1234567]

@proletarat my dryer runs with the door open

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

being depressed and then going to the gym and feeling better is soo humiliatinggggg

[matzahballsoup @omm1234567]

“i like yer shaDes” I literally got them at target you could go there too. please

[matzahballsoup @omm1234567]

I stay requesting the wrong stop on the bus

[matzahballsoup @omm1234567]

Sauces don’t have to be the same color to mix them together. U can just put pesto and marinara in the same bowl

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

if balls weren’t meant to be tickled, why are they called testTICKLES???

[Jenni @hashjenni]

why is silence considered awkward, i like to shut the fuck up sometimes

[some chick🐉 @ladidaida]

This is actually hilarious. Like terrible but also wow. There is a moral to this story.

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

Men: we are the providers!
Women: okay provide
Men: wow..

[matzahballsoup @omm1234567]

@angela_yoloswag What does this even mean

[matzahballsoup @omm1234567]

@angela_yoloswag Are u talking about me

[trash jones @jzux]

i'm taking a break from dating right now to focus on being scared i'll never meet someone

[matzahballsoup @omm1234567]

@daya3574 🤮

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

You’re not allergic to cats you just haven’t opened your heart to love

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

can i come over and and wash ur dishes and do ur laundry and bring u cut up fruit and rub ur shoulders and and make u tea and tuck u into bed and give u a forehead kiss

[matzahballsoup @omm1234567]

5 hour drive tomorrow, should be about 30 all too wells