Old Man Mike

"Don't take the world serious."---Abner Doubleday

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The name is Snaps.
Ginger Snaps.

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@LisaBritton Zapping something in the microwave is not cooking

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@elonmusk @ylecun Way better than the jack stands Speed Racer used

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@ezradulis Which is why the squad will be firing from the kneeling position.

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@mario4thenorth Welcome to the EU.

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@Adversustyrann @TheProjectUnity New Zealand is the only one that has not booed our National Anthem

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@DerekTru @cjboxauthor Look at those two...
Back in the day, cruising gay bars was called 'Fly fishing'.
And I guarantee they weren't after snapper.

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@Tablesalt13 Out of 4 Five Eyes ‘partners’,
New Zealanders are the only ones
who did NOT boo our National Anthem

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@RapidResponse47

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@Gitmo99 Little Billy: "Mommy, I don't feel good. My tummy hurts."
Mom: "What have you been eating?"
Little Billy: "The grapes off the dog."

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https://t.co/rV3TaV8be1

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@YoungStreete Thus, the decades old question:
“So, are you Canadian, or are you from Quebec?”

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@WeAreCanProud I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night, I work all day
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

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@wealthmoose Just got breakfast from IKEA.
No instructions.
And I'm short a potato.

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@MarcNixon24 There is no reason to 'militarily invade' Canada.
All Trump has to do is close the border.
Shut it down.
Nothing in.
Nothing out.

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@wealthmoose Mark Carney on Howard Lutnick: "I don't think, with all respect, appointed unelected cabinet members in the United States are experts on Canadian politics"

Howard Lutnick: "I've read the book"

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@jamestalarico

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@GuntherEagleman The 80's didn't hit Canada until the 90's.

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@EricTrump @MariaBartiromo And Joey Ramone wrote a song about her...
https://t.co/4vBb7QqSTr

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