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Just trying to be slightly more cool today than I was yesterday, and trust me, its getting harder.

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The audio during @NBCSports broadcast of @spurs and @okcthunder is flopping harder than OKC right now.

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An important note from my physician today. If your election lasts more than 4 days, you need to call a doctor immediately. @TheDailyShow

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@mneiderjr Proof you are as bad a human as i have been telling people

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The only difference between #CyberMonday and #PrimeDay is that unnecessary purchase regret comes within 2 days.

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Have a snack before clicking. Learn how to adapt to an increasing content-hungry world https://t.co/2aVyTc02eY

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In case you missed my recent article with Content Science Review--- I cover topics like spandex and homonym humor. https://t.co/aMCRlStSvQ

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Check out my recent article with Content Science Review on Content Measurement. https://t.co/3giZtCfGgA

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@Schwarzenegger to replace TheDonald on Celebrity Apprentice. Instead of "you're fired!", he'll say "You won't be back"

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Snoozing between sessions at #CMWorld with Naturepedic. #CMWRecharge

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Good content marketing is "whole-brained", combining emotion AND information #CMWorld

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Orange is the new black at #CMWorld. Hope I don't get shanked in the hallway between keynotes.

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Orange is the new black at #CMWorld

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So happy to see my story finally being told at the Rock and Roll HOF. #CMWorld

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Pls help our intern with a project on content consumption at work (you were one once). Will take less than 5 minutes. http://t.co/7fV7aagwEd

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We are instituting bird shirt Friday's. The flock is open to all. Join us next week for #WTFFriday… https://t.co/EcdBvyWHaT

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@MikeQuinn Data modeling isn't the only modeling I do.

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Hey social world. I'm looking for a $50-75 'thank-you' gift for customers who present at an upcoming company event. Any great ideas?

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Just found out the #thepeninsula has a chocolate bar with Elsa and Olaf. Commence Chocolate overload.… http://t.co/E5QRMfdPv7

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After a day of walking around the Magnificent Mile, sitting at the 95th floor waiting for dinner is a… http://t.co/7CtKSQAl17

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Early WW2 poster reminding sailors to keep quiet during sonar explorations. Also,this was the first… http://t.co/4ExQWLrUmS