Llama Del Ray 𓆏

𓆏 ✨Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss ✨ 𓆏

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A new messenger app sends texts by virtual pigeon and can take days just to send one

There's also a chance dies it along the way and the message never makes it

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

He’s the prince that was promised and he’s banned from sitting on the iron throne I’m gonna be sick

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Palestinian goalkeeper Salim Al-Ashqar has been killed by Israeli forces in Gaza.

He leaves behind his wife of 5 months who is expecting their first child.

[nic @targbastard]

if fiona thinks cassie mckay is straight then why does she play her Like That

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

First look at Shrek & Fiona’s sons in ‘Shrek 5’.

Voiced by Skyler Gisondo and Marcello Hernandez.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Such a specific choice

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘THE PITT’ Season 3 is now in production.

[casey @caseyyylev]

i saw this on tumblr earlier and i am STILL laughing at it

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[#whatisgoingon @thejeeksquad]

BTW this ends where she gets so nervous before the olympics she throws up and ends up throwing her birth control so she gets pregnant but still wins gold and her man wins a stanley cup his rookie year both immediately out of college

[sexczema @dialectits]

"cravings are your body's way of communicating its needs:)" what essential nutrient am i missing that can apparently only be found in a red starburst

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

sometimes

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

•george’s will be a meditative drama about loss and grief
•paul’s will be a cameron crowe-ish slice of life comedic drama
•john’s will be a romantically messy, political drama
•ringo’s will be a shot for shot remake of scooby-doo on zombie island

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Rex Thundercock @rexthundercock]

Trying to flex being bigger than Rhode Island is wild

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[chart data @chartdata]

#AMAs Best Americana/Folk Artist Winner: Noah Kahan

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

A Mattel está disponibilizando TODOS os filmes da Barbie em seu canal no YouTube, de GRAÇA.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now