Joey Wyoming

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

Overheard today: “You can get pretty good at Mario if you never discover women or Byzantium.”

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

I’m a very tolerant person…right up until I see a Wrangler filled with rubber duckies. Get ahold of yourself!

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

You can tell how well I am doing financially by how cavalier I am about when I consider my deodorant “done.” If I’m pushing those last crumbs through the grate, you know my back is up against a wall.

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

@PNW_Dude_18 My condolences, whatever they’re worth. May his memory be eternal.

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

@WB_Baskerville Tomorrow. Late.

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

@PappasPatristic A friend and I each tried our hand and after reading his, his was the clear winner.

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

@PappasPatristic Persecution is no fun
But the lord's blessing is a sticky bun
Banishment? It sucks
But the kingdom of heaven? Deluxe

😆

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

@sarahchantal Those are Pokémon

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

The ancient rubrics for Forgiveness Sunday indicate that at the doxastikon of the aposticha the faithful are to make three prostrations and say “No Sunday scaries” 3x

IYKYK

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

All you need for a good 25 minutes of writing is an 8 hr day

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

“That is beyond the scope of this article…and my knowledge…and time…and patience…and interest…and why are you doing this to me?”

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

@sarahchantal Well I remember when they did it on Growing Pains! Beat that!

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

My son in his directorial debut. I’m seeing shades of early Jean-Luc Godard.

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

Philadelphia, enter into your master’s rest. Tonight, you are America.

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

Watching this man lose is perhaps the greatest theological victory I have witnessed in my lifetime.

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

@mel8910 Hard to believe!!!

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

I live in Boston where lanes are poems we write in the street.

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

Who is buying AFC championship hats? Who?!

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

Every NFL post game interview:

“First I wanna thank the Lord but it all comes down to the game you play and the work and we executed and when a team puts up the plays the points go on the board and the team that wants it most doesn’t always but tonight we are!”

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

We are living in a simulation. Glitches like this would never happen in a real world.

[Joey Wyoming @omnymi]

@skylejoh You should make Bingo cards!