Homer Simpson

[Homer Simpson @omobolasire]

@chasedownleads I highly doubt you had dinner with 20 billionaires last night. Seems improbable. Maybe 1 or 2.

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@OliLondonTV TBH, I actually think she looks amazing.

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@BlondeBigot11 I flew the same flight YEG to Abbotsford a year ago and it smelled on the flight something awful but I didn't know why. Guess no one showers anymore. They spray entire bottles of Axe on them because apparently that's cheaper than just showering and wearing clean clothing.

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@Martyupnorth_2 Yeah, I basically put LED lights on everything. It's like hot sauce, except on my house and my boat.

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@EricONCA @TdLeaker @thepassivehero People buy a new product at Costco for $500. Then they go find that product at a liquidator, and buy it for $200. Then they return the $200 crappy used one to Costco for a full $500 refund. For $200, they got a new product from Costco.

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@thecritcomp @CoryBMorgan It's a moot point because the second an Alberta referendum gets 50.1% "YES" vote, Donald Trump would step in and liberate the people, with military force if needed. That's what America does with other countries. It's called democracy. So Canada can't do shit

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@bruce_barrett Ghee, I wonder why

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@EddylinJeram @ChezDiogenes @StandingGuardCA @MarcNixon24 Grade 6 I went out and was the first kid on the swing set and for the rest of eternity it belonged to me. Not. Like I said, Crimea. God is above these treaties. Natives do not own land forever. Land is fluid. Ever play King of the Castle? I guess you'd need friends for that, so..

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@ChezDiogenes @StandingGuardCA @MarcNixon24 No one owns any land. People occupy land. There's a difference. Learn it.

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@cthiesson2112 @StandingGuardCA @MarcNixon24 What do the courts have to say about Russia taking Crimea?

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@StandingGuardCA @MarcNixon24 See Ukraine for an example. Crimea was taken from them by force and there was global condemnation. But it was still taken. And it's Russia's now. What happens if the vote is 50%+1 and Donald Trump says "The people have spoken" and simply invades Alberta and takes it all?

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@StandingGuardCA @MarcNixon24 It's not first nations land forever. That's not how it works. You don't get to just claim land for eternity because your ancestors were there. It would be like Elon Musk claiming Mars for himself because he puts his foot down on it first. Then Mars belongs to him for eternity

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@craigbrockie Reminds me of Dr. Jason Fung's work (The Obesity Code). I was formerly obese and my insulin was level was 83. After losing almost 200 lbs my insulin is now 10. It suddenly dropped and now the fat is melting away like butter. I noticed a big difference.

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@Mcred9 @Garyhelpyouwin @yegwave Donald Trump can take all of Alberta, including the federal lands and treaty lands, assuming 50%+1 happens. Boundaries are not forever. Look at Ukraine, land can switch hands. The aboriginals don't own that land forever until the end of time.

[Alberta Independence @albertaseparate]

Good Morning Alberta,

Get up friends we have work to do
We have a Country to Build

Retweet if you are ready?

Its Time

#AlbertaSeparation

#SaskSeparation

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@XAnalyst2020 @ej_632 @esaagar How would they know who anyone is? Anyone can sign up with any name and any birth date. I could sign up as "Donald Trump, DOB June 14 1946". It doesn't mean the sample I send in belong's to Donald Trump. People can also use fake names. It's not like 23andme collected SSN's.

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@rustyrockets Geez most staged video ever. The front seat would never be empty, with 3 kids sitting in the back. And a holy water ready to hand over. I mean I dont care but lol, why stage it?

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@buperac Manitoba sucks balls.

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@gtapsychservice @sunlorrie @globeandmail Who cares if they are treated or not? As long as they aren't inflicting damage on society.

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Ron Maclean just said "Double Fisting is the way to go". I think he is talking about what is gonna happen to Team USA tonight #CANvsUSA