Phineas Gage

Schrodinger's Loki

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

[Phineas Gage @omoolobikan]

It is nought good a sleepyng hound to wake.

[Kaylie Guerrero @GuerreroKaylie]

Update:

I’ve seen rumors going around, so I wanted to clear things up. 🩷

A couple days ago I had an accident with a dog. My friends dog was asleep, (who I’ve known for years.) I went to kiss its head while it was asleep (stupid on my part yes, I know.) and he got startled and jumped up.

When he jumped up his mouth was open and his tooth caught my eye. I’m very fortunate that I can see just fine, and that all I needed was 6 stitches on my eyelid. Thank you guys, for all the love and support you have shown me during my recovery process.🩷🙏��

[Phineas Gage @omoolobikan]

@konsiquenz Tbh, I understand it. Calafiori is like a days of future past defender. He's as old school as he is modern, with all round attributes. I hate that he plays for Arsenal.

[Phineas Gage @omoolobikan]

Accidentally is doing heavy lifting. Best believe the targeting is thoroughly thought out.

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

This is it. The freeze disproportionately hits the highest earning 20%. Doesn’t really touch the top 1%.

We’ve accidentally created a unique kind of progressive taxation aimed at those earning about £50k to 150k

[Phineas Gage @omoolobikan]

No matter the trouble Vini forments, Madrid is now Mbappe's team. Sorry to him.

He'll never forgive Rodri.

[Phineas Gage @omoolobikan]

Meanwhile triple lock remains untouched. Next week, they'll cry that birth rate keeps dropping. https://t.co/iZoq7N2NOe

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Rachel Reeves says she is cutting the annual cash ISA limit from £20,000 to £12,000 from April 2027 to encourage people to invest in stocks and shares

This will only apply to under 65s

#Budget

[Phineas Gage @omoolobikan]

Better Call Saul is better than Breaking Bad and this is my Gethsemane.

[Phineas Gage @omoolobikan]

@VillageGirl___ I have never seen someone be more wrong without trying. This is a discovery.

[Phineas Gage @omoolobikan]

Only engage if you have patience and long suffering in spades. Because more often than not, you can't wake someone pretending to sleep.

[Phineas Gage @omoolobikan]

Rule of thumb: if you see a tweet that starts with "I need someone to genuinely explain...", they are being disingenuous.

[Phineas Gage @omoolobikan]

@TheSonOfGeorge Spot on. Also kudos to you for taking the time to painstakingly elucidate this, given that the question itself is also deliberately disingenuous.

[Catch22 @TheSonOfGeorge]

He's being a nuisance. This isn't about littering or pollution. It's about the obnoxious erosion of shared civility, the kind that holds societies together without anyone needing to spell it out.

It's like brushing your teeth in public over a drain or wearing a see-through

[Phineas Gage @omoolobikan]

@Adanne So I can say drink some water instead of the perennially fraught calm down.

[Phineas Gage @omoolobikan]

@konsiquenz Not holding my breath. Lando should wrap it up in Qatar. He only needs to win by 2 points, unless his village people intervene again.

[Phineas Gage @omoolobikan]

Lando NoWins has run everybody off the road this year.

[Phineas Gage @omoolobikan]

Young men think they are invincible, that they can never be irreparably broken.

[veron @holgieruneee]

Holger 🥹🥹🥹

[Phineas Gage @omoolobikan]

@adethehunter @konsiquenz Yup. Obembe. Not surprised you don't know him. He didn't frequent new buka.

[Ugo @Sir_Fin]

We already have our poor educational system, worsened nutrition due to the economic situation and reduced incentives to focus on school thanks to the nonsense we’ve decided to promote culturally. We are now adding an extra layer of dullness with lead poisoning problems.