Ditch Walker

Mayordomo, obsessed with spoonerisms, not allowed to participate in society

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New Chinese death chair HALTS AGING!

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@books_rum I clicked on it for five minutes and nothing happened so I guess I win

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@frogs4girls I always figured Hawaii was overrated

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@DrLukeWright @BrandonDonkey2 @SMF904 If only that cooler was as full as it appears to be

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@BallerinaBitty I bet you ran out of blinker fluid

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@radioactivered I learned that my upper lip is the center of the universe

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@cirnosad Soilent green for the tilapia

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@Raelthy Random hairball in upper left

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@Raelthy

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@0x45o Old digital clock alarms hit harder

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@glassdelusions

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@cirnosad I was one of the lucky few until suddenly, I wasn’t. My love for my children is the only thing that kept me alive for years following her devastating departure. Soul wrenching agony has mostly subsided but she continues to try to ruin my life to this day

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@bronzeageshawty I bet they drink kombucha

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@8faithdestiny8

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@p8stie Baseball cards

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@granttosterudwx @Bewickwren 100% chance it will rain in 30% of the forecast area?

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@Cactuscali19912 Tweasure mice, what cunts
Measure twice, cut once

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@emmasteuer1 Turn the yearn into strive

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@FBI They’re trying to doxx the goatfucker

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@MarioNawfal Did anybody else read the ship’s name as libtard?