Brian King

[Joanna Baffes @Cup_Of_Jo_]

@whitesox a true sox fan...

[Jimmy Lambs @ShitJimLambSays]

This guy knew me for 5 minutes and said he'd vote for me if I ran for president

[Jimmy Lambs @ShitJimLambSays]

I brought your purple sparkly lava lamp to work because you hated it, the people that came into my office loved it. It calmed me down.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Dodgers are paying $85.75M to players no longer with the team.

That's more than six teams' ENTIRE PAYROLL.

[Jimmy Lambs @ShitJimLambSays]

The vodka has medicated me to the point where I'm okay

[Jimmy Lambs @ShitJimLambSays]

I would love to see Julia fall walking across stage in those heels, I would laugh my ass off #graduation

[Jimmy Lambs @ShitJimLambSays]

You know what's good? VODKA!!

[Brian King @OnceFutureKing0]

#BlackhawksBike

[Brian King @OnceFutureKing0]

Exactly 2 years ago today! (via @timehop) http://t.co/PaXadgSKRq

[Brian King @OnceFutureKing0]

Exhibit B http://t.co/UxXFf8H7O6

[Brian King @OnceFutureKing0]

My time hops are so weird sometimes http://t.co/LRyNHaJNXg

[Brian King @OnceFutureKing0]

Exactly 3 years ago today! (via @timehop) http://t.co/b1JfZgd94c

[Brian King @OnceFutureKing0]

One year ago yesterday, I asked this amazing woman to marry me. http://t.co/GSeZRaN9JQ

[Brian King @OnceFutureKing0]

6 years ago we made an ultimate piggy back ride http://t.co/qp6KI7hrUq

[Brian King @OnceFutureKing0]

Throwback to last 4th of July. http://t.co/TzyX3BqP1Z

[Brian King @OnceFutureKing0]

Being grown up means I can have a beer and BBQ ribs at 1030 in the morning. #livingthedream

[Brian King @OnceFutureKing0]

Impromptu Jake Owen concert last night. #awesome

[Brian King @OnceFutureKing0]

Perfect song to start to my weekend #throwback #favsingfromwheniwas11

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Ancient Greeks believed that redheads turned into vampires after they died.

[Brian King @OnceFutureKing0]

"@LAMBUR_ghini: Larry where you at? #missinyou" Larry is the bomb!!!!