Dan Montoya

Native of Yuma Arizona, Criminal of 75, love golf, Fort Yuma Rotarian since 87, married w/2 adult children.

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

Need someone driving from Tucson to YUMA today. Any thoughts?

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

Drama unfolds in Yuma with car chase, arrest warrants & 3 taken into custody. Hooray for John Law! http://t.co/bgVTkoQy

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

I just entered the #CNETComicContest for a gaming console via @CNET! http://t.co/d99SCArF

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

My sister tells of her conversation in confession, the priest " ...oh, these widows are stoning me with popcorn!"

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

#Contraception Very pleased that somebody (Catholic Church) is telling the government "No"

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

#Contraception Obama Care is unconstitutional. Are we protected form nothing by the constitution?

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

Long but good day. Drive 2 Phx & back W/Papajo 4 training & to visit a very special young man in Phoenix Children's. Home safe now.

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

2012 South Carolina Primary - Results | Politics | Fox News http://t.co/cQCX7oCS via @foxnewspolitics

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

Before using a urinal, I always check it for dead Taliban so I don't get in trouble.

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

That's the 9ers... Blast that auto correct!

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

Enjoying a cocktail with the Goose at Elks 476 Yuma & watching the Saints & hers

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

@RailCommJoe Joe Denny Joe Denny have you heard?

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

Happy New Year to All!

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

I can resist almost anything but temptation.
Crazy In Alabama

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

Howdy Yumanoids! I got an extra ticket to the El Toro Bowl this afternoon AWC Competes for the National Championship! Anyone wanna go?

[Daily Wildcat Sports @WildcatSports]

FINAL: #ArizonaWildcats 45, Louisiana-Lafayette 37: http://t.co/jEFzujry

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

We'll soon be golfing in the dark. 7th Annual Pars Under the Stars! http://t.co/xAFM9thO

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

@shannonmaze Hey Shannon, thanks for the follow. I'll be looking forward to seeing you on the tweet!

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

Enjoying late breakfast with the Goose at the Rusty Soon... Lovely morning!

[Dan Montoya @oncehandsome]

such a good camper, I just finished a double double animal protein and I'm staying on my diet!