Albert Ondicho

Software Engineer | Founder @TechVoyageKenya

[Albert Ondicho @ondicho_albert]

The certificate of incorporation for my company came today🥳🥳Massive milestone that one!!

Niongeze title gani kubwa sasa kwa bio🤣🤣?

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

Kama umetoka Mount Kenya region unajua how tasteless the food from that area huwa. Wakikuyu hupika haraka ndio waende wakatafute pesa.

[Albert Ondicho @ondicho_albert]

Every so often lazima @KenyaPower wakuwe na 2 consecutive days wanaanua stima muchatha

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

The amount of work required just to be a mid fella is insane

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

After VAR review, chuma chuma chuma aah aah aah aah aah!!!!!

Corruption itakuja kuisha kweli 😂?

[96 Lost @96Lost_]

Insane solo adventure experiences. The one time when a muddy road almost stranded me in a forest.

[Omondi Felix @Ocholafelix2]

This part of the masters is giving me problems. Reading papers and books but still can't come up with novelty. Good thing is I'm amongst the best, we'll figure it out!

[kshitij vaze @VazeKshitij]

PERFECT representation of Moore's law man!

[Mwikya. @_demwiky]

Nimekaa hivi nikakumbuka mwenye Charisma alikua aMarry Twice aliolewa first

[Technolojesus @VkBoit]

This habit of having to go to that side-hustle of yours to do math with your attendant in the evening is not sustainable.

With the QuePay mobile app, you can be seeing the revenue coming in in real time.

Order one today for your pool table, milk or Water ATM or vending machine

Call/ WhatsApp: [phone]

[Kelvin N @NdemoKelvin]

1 day and boom, this is about you, you have some unchecked inferiority complex

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

Most of the days I just want to come to the house and stay quiet. Maybe some music in the background but mostly by myself and quiet.

How do people with families and all manage to do it? Don't you ever get tired of it all?

[Mack @whatMackSays]

Being a good girl for daddy

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

HFCB Group is no longer just a bank changing its name. It is an institution announcing a new era. From Housing Finance to HF Group and now HFCB Group, this is a turnaround story Kenya’s banking sector can no longer ignore. @hfcbkenya

Thread 🧵

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

Kuna time nikianza biashara nilikua nalipa wafinyakazi alafu bado narudi nawakopa. Biashara huku inje si rahisi

[TechVoyage Consultancy Ltd @TechVoyageKenya]

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[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

you have a finite number of times before uonekane wewe ni mzigo

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Remember all this starts with passion, but passion can only take you so far. It reaches a point where passion is not enough. Then reality hits you: you’ve never been a businessman your entire life, you’ve never maintained company culture, and you’re the most unqualified CEO out there, you need help, coz all you’ve known your entire life is how to write code, but you’re now facing problems that code cannot solve.

Being a good chef doesn’t mean you’re also a good restaurant manager

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Niliquit 9-5 ilikuwa inanilipa 150k/month.
Imenitake two years for my company kunilipa 67k/month na nafanya kazi from 7AM to 11PM every day, na sometimes unapata uko na employees wanakupea the hardest time ever, na kuwafuta kazi ni even more expensive.

Every month uko na bills za kulipa in the millions, end month kila mtu ako happy isipokuwa wewe juu uko na another 30 days kuraise another million. Na imagine all this trouble ndiyo net salary yako ikuwe 50k

Sometimes doh haitoshi unasema wacha ulipe the employees alafu KRA utawatumia yao by 9th, unajaribu kupata loan bank inakataa juu hauna shamba ya security, inafika 15th unapata weird calls, unashika unapata ni KRA, unawaambia utawalipa next Friday, wanakuambia Friday haiwezekani, labda Thursday. Inabidi uongee with one of your clients akulipe mapema, anakusomea akikuambia biz haifanywi hivo but anaitikia eventually.
Next week inafika unalipa KRA, SHA,NSSF, Housing Levy. Unahave some peace kidogo only to realize that next week ni end month na this time uko na deficit kubwa kushinda last month, and the cycle continues.

Kama uko 9-5 na uko sawa, I can’t advise you to quit. Heri ujaribu entrepreneurship in parallel but usiquit job yako. It feels good when you tell people that you quit your job to pursue your dream but you also need to understand that your dream will take time before it starts paying the bills, and it might also die before you eat a shilling from it.