Rau Chipinde 

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[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani sparks Kenyan reactions after saying 'Wantam' in viral crowd moment

https://t.co/F3QxI9gpoM

[Veloria 🌊 @veloriahq]

“𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 '𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴'. 𝘞𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵.”

— 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘛𝘢𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘪

[Royal Ambassador @JaokooMoses]

Dear @EACCKenya good evening and congratulations for a successful raid at the city chief officer's residence in syokimau. Your Investigating officer while at the scene of crime stated that you recovered 250M, while your official statement is 65.3M. You have the right of reply.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Housing Levy Locked Forever:

A bold fiscal manoeuvre could lock the controversial housing levy into Kenyan payslips for generations.

Government plans to use the housing levy as loan security to borrow Sh100 billion.

#NTVTonight @MichelleNgele_ @Karanja_Ibrah

[Akintola Steve @Akintola_steve]

If you’re building a wallet system and your source of truth is a balance column,

May the database gods be with you 😂

[GRAVE @Graveyard_KE]

I WILL NEVER

[steve Biko osur @wuodosur]

His downfall will be televised live by @LarryMadowo on CNN.

[Rau Chipinde  @rauchips]

@kiragu_maina_ @msnmongare What is the average time the daraja team could take to have such an API work in production for your till number? I remember you compared their turn around to kcb buni apis support team a while back.

[Sultan @SiayaFinest041]

Hiyo impeachment kama Babu hawezi table hata yeye ajidishi. Sahii hatutaki watu wa small talk na kutupima na tweets kama Hamisi

[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

[IVY @ivymuthe]

Jeff Koinange: Since you're opening up about this facility in Nanyuki, and there's so much controversy around it, would you allow Citizen TV to go there and film so Kenyans can see exactly what it looks like? Or is it top secret?

CS Aden Duale: That's something you would need to write to me about.

Jeff Koinange: Come on, I'm asking you formally on live television.

CS Aden Duale: In all our facilities, for your safety and public safety, there is a procedure. We can facilitate a visit, but you must be trained and prepared to cover such a story.

Jeff Koinange: So when can we go? There is no emergency situation right now. We can go, film it, and show the country.

CS Aden Duale: I can take you to Kenyatta.

Jeff Koinange: I don't want to go to Kenyatta. I want to go to Nanyuki.

CS Aden Duale: What's the difference between Kenyatta and Nanyuki?

Jeff Koinange: The facilities in Nanyuki are the ones people say are for the Americans and other foreigners.

CS Aden Duale: They're not there.

Jeff Koinange: But I want to see for myself.

CS Aden Duale: If you want to see how prepared our facilities are, you don't need to go very far. Just walk to Kenyatta.

Jeff Koinange: You're being very opaque on this issue.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Fuel prices in Kenya may not drop in June despite global oil prices falling.

This comes after EPRA changed the formula used to price imported fuel, which may delay the impact of lower global fuel costs on local pump prices.

Details below:

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

President William Ruto has confirmed that he approved a US request to bring Ebola-exposed Americans to Kenya for quarantine and treatment at Laikipia Air Base.

[MatchGoal Central @MatchGoaal]

🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United will take on Paris Saint-Germain in a pre-season friendly this year! 🔥

No United fan is scrolling past this photo. ❤️📸

[Keith™ @KeithShicks]

The impeachment motion is already uncovering Ruto's NIS on this platform.
What a time to be alive bana.

#RutoMustGo

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

🚨 Another record broken by Bruno: he’s the first player to overshadow a club that waited 22 years to win the league! ⭐️

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Man to man;

Being broke and miserable in your 60s and 70s starts with choices you make in your 20s and 30s.

Do not relax. Grind 18 hours a day, 7 days a week. No days off. Just God, hustle, eat, sleep. It's the only way out.

[🇪🇸 @marigawept]

Salary ilidelay nkainivite my then gf sleepover nikamshow I won't be able to get her treats she's used to labda tukule ugali mayai tudoz akasema tureschedule adi siku kichele itaingia.Niliumwa ajab but atleast that day I knew she's in love with Spiderman not Peter Parker

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Blankets & Wine wamepeleka event Kasarani indoor arena
Mtakuwa event lakini ni kama mko drama festival ama mnahesabu kura Bomas 😂😭

[Alex Turk @TurkTalksFC]

United’s last 6 signings:

🇩🇰 Patrick Dorgu
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Ayden Heaven
🇧🇷 Matheus Cunha
🇨🇲 Bryan Mbeumo
🇸🇮 Benjamin Sesko
🇧🇪 Senne Lammens

6 reasons to RELAX and TRUST the new recruitment team. 👍