Sarah🌻

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

Seeing the nurses that helped me bring my son into the world make me so happy 🥺

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

I will never be enough

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

You are who you associate with

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

This baby is going to come out addicted to classic rock, strawberry milk and buffalo sauce

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

When it’s been 6 years since you’ve last been pregnant and you forget what it’s like to go into labor 😅

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

Cutting people out who don’t support your mental health is so satisfying

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

I’m going for sushi the minute I pop this baby out

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

How pathetic that the president worked so hard to get a WNBA star back to the US but we have a former marine in a Russian prison and no one is doing anything to get him home.

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

Me: showing Dylan TPains stripped voice

Dylan: Is this John Legend?

The fuck 🙄😂

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

I’m so low it’s fuckin awesome

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

Not Lisa calling me at 10pm to tell me Loretta Lynn died

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

Zoe has her first loose tooth and this mama is not okay 😭

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

Guess I’ll go fuck myself then 😅

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

Can Haley and I both get on Maury?

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

The legal age to run for president is 35, yet we have a 79 year old in office. Tell me how this makes sense.

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

I don’t get people who make their birthday a whole week long…like grow the fuck up.

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

@tobykeith needs to come out with another banger like Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue so I can blare it on the 4th of July

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

Fuck Joe Biden and the mess he caused in this great nation

[Sarah🌻 @one_iowa]

@misstastyy That’s a 14 baby