OneMessyBach

In a Bachelor group chat with my 63 year old mother and her HS best friend. Here to report. #OMBMom

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

The replies 😂😂😂

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

Anna is entertaining James for roses #BachelorInParadise

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

Hi friends! I live in Louisiana so I’ve been without power and missed this weeks episodes. I’m not one to go back and watch so I appreciate all the memes. You can get the gist of what happened!

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

I actually NEED these folks to step forward. Reveal yourselves.

[needaname @SammualSrosa]

Whoever writes the descriptions on this show needs a freaking raise! #BachelorinParadise

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

@WellsAdams host @TahzjuanHawkins bartender. Make it happen.

[pettybachnation @pettybachnation]

petition to keep Tahzjuan on every season of bachelor in paradise to just react to the environment #BachelorInParadise

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

@undercoverbach1 Was is Andrew M from Katie’s season???? I’ve been trying to figure this out too

[sad oat @sad_oat]

just gonna get out ahead of this one #bachelorinparadise

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

#OMBMom has SPOKEN lmaooo

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

Connor B: anyway, here’s wonderwall #bachelorinparadise

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

Connor’s a sweetheart don’t get me wrong but…. He’s…. Just a sweetheart #bachelorinparadise

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

Lance watching Riley and Maurissa’s first kiss after eating sheep intestines

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

Good LAWD maurissa!!!!

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

The best part of #BachelorInParadise is that I know that Karl’s there…. But we never see him!!!!

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

I don’t normally enjoy watching guys like Grocery Store Joe on this show. (I typically nick name them the wet blanket of the season) but GODDAMNIT I LOVE HIM #BachelorInParadise

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

Karl is the guy that wears fingerless gloves and over the ear headphones at the gym #BachelorInParadise

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

Grocery Store Joe took a long walk on the beach and ended up on the Survivor set #BachelorInParadise

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

#OMBMom Season “Loser” Count: 3 Season “Wimp” Count: 0, surprisingly, but that will change.

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

The best thing that happened in last nights #BachelorInParadise episode was Victoria P straight OUTING Louisiana guys for preferring to pee outside.

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

At least Peter had a personality.

[OneMessyBach @one_messy_bach]

Putting the Katie/Greg drama aside: Shy Guy Greg would just make a terrible bachelor in general. #BachelorNation