syd

here we go again

[Aiman khan @sunsetmusk]

nobody warns you how quickly you go from 18 to 25

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Canceling my therapy appointment bc I had a bagel and I feel a little better now

[NBC New York @NBCNewYork]

Connecticut has a new way to welcome drivers as they enter the state — which may illicit strong reactions from New York and New Jersey residents
https://t.co/JhAmJxCAPr

[New Jersey @NJGov]

you called?

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday.
I asked her, "How small?"
She replied,
"Just you, me, and the principal.

[anna elise 🌱 @TheAnnaBoat]

too late

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance.

I said, “Thanks, I used to do gymnastics” and hung up the phone.

That was nice of them.

[syd @onedeuxthree]

@TheAnnaBoat So beautiful you are!

[syd @onedeuxthree]

@TheAnnaBoat PROUD OF YOU MIJA

[syd @onedeuxthree]

@TheAnnaBoat They were liberated

[syd @onedeuxthree]

@TheAnnaBoat It was so intense

[syd @onedeuxthree]

@TheAnnaBoat Lol I was out

[emily may @emilykmay]

Growing up, I always borrowed my parents luggage for long trips and it was 10-15 years old and I didn’t understand why we didn’t just get new rolling suitcases and now I know it’s bc rolling suitcases are in that category of things I cannot believe are so expensive. Like lamps.

[syd @onedeuxthree]

@TheAnnaBoat no lol

[syd @onedeuxthree]

@TheAnnaBoat I also love it

[syd @onedeuxthree]

@TheAnnaBoat Did you find your way

[syd @onedeuxthree]

@TheAnnaBoat My first grade classmates are my Roman Empire

[syd @onedeuxthree]

Time to leave corporate and become a UPS driver