Brandon

I use to play sports, but I'm washed up. Now I'm just a jokester, leader and most importantly, a father.

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

@lila_quinn__ @Eskimi_Citizen No, but I'm sure plenty have. Go away.

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

@acdmma_ Announcer needs to learn how to count. 150 people? Idiot.

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

@DeRushaJ Hell yes!

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Dylan Harper’s reaction to Wemby elbowing Naz Reid is priceless. 🤣

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Israeli war criminals cowardly harass a Palestinian man who is sitting in front of his workplace in the occupied territories of the West Bank

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

@NatalieDarwitz @jessi_pierce Wow. Just wow.

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

@sagesteele @realDonaldTrump Ya think?

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

@Fortnite Sure, whatever you say. Game is crashing every time I quit the video screen of the Chapter video

[Jason DeRusha @DeRushaJ]

All the Minnesota kids who abandoned us to go to college in Madison, they’re back home visiting parents, and they get to see this. Sorry Badgers!

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

@EpicGames what is going on with your service?!

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

@PeteHegseth You can't even make this stuff up. Always one clarification or another...

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

@JoJoFromJerz @PeteHegseth Duh

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

@FortniteStatus I don't think so

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

Having to deal with this team has to make you question your line of profession.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Heading to the 4th quarter

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

@CommonManKFAN So are the Jaguars...

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

@Vikings @Romo_HKA Don't worry, Darnold will throw another pick.

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

@VerizonNews Some you say? Well it is a LOT more than some.

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

@Verizon @VerizonSupport is this really what your 5G network speeds are? Called into support, zero help.

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

@FortniteStatus WTF does pre-download mean? Good God.

[Brandon @onefunnydad]

@FortniteGame Or, maybe not