Mike McMillan

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

I want to know what candidates are going to do about people who have time to protest Dancing With The Stars.

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@PrincipalGray probs because she likes our Buddha bellies.

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@PrincipalGray @Nate_Pietrini how about "your the best grammar teacher ever"?

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@PrincipalGray lower case g. Nice.

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@ChiZiemer @kevin_schmit but science doesn't account for all the unwritten rules...

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@pauldavidson @robhuebel that's a good one. The world needs more Gary Busey/meatball sandwich buddy pics.

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@pauldavidson @robhuebel why do I have to keep explaining to people who @robhuebel is? #BrokenSystem #BlameTheMedia

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@ChiZiemer no good time having allowed.

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@PrincipalGray he's prejudiced against vegans.

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@PrincipalGray but euchre to distract them.

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@PrincipalGray laughing gas?

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@AnneEHG kindergarten is for little brothers. #MovingOn #MovingUp

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@AnneEHG let me out of here.

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@PrincipalGray is he named after Mauricio from Shallow Hal?

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@PrincipalGray @AnneEHG #Ragdoll

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@AnneEHG it's a terrible feeling. Glad to know I'm not alone.

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

Dammit. Aerosmith's Ragdoll stuck in my head. I can't go through this alone. Why would God allow this to happen?

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@SCbchbum I use the volume knob on the car stereo to turn down passengers' voices.

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@LeahTiscione thought you were working on soon-to-be best seller Everybody Is Poop.

[Mike McMillan @OneGuyNamedMike]

@PrincipalGray love that movie.