Will Salisbury

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Getting payback on your loud upstairs neighbors

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85% of learning takes place before the age of 5, you lose the other 85% while you’re taking an exam.

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Accidentally typing T-short instead of T-shirt

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What does smh mean?

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These are the days when you leave the fridge open for extra air conditioning. #freezerisnext

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The only way to truly high five

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How do you jump a car?

Get a running start.

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Does Mike Wazowski blink or wink?

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When teachers give you homework over stuff you’ve never seen before

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Life is short, don’t take it for grandad.

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Point Break or Surfs Up? @kellyslater

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@livschanck21 @Aidansals Thank you!

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Who’s ready for the weekend?

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When you’re waiting at door nine, and then someone starts walking towards you

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@Aidansals Thank goodness, I️ almost looked like a yokel

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Would denim skis and jeans go together?

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In all this commotion, I just hope people remember the real reason for New Years

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Starting a Duck Duck Goose league. Who's in? ♿️

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My favorite reindeer is the unsung hero, Chet.