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[Danny Murphy @kashmeredanny]

me at a restaurant I didn’t want to go to after saying “im literally down for wherever”

[lari @martiniposting]

bf when we started dating vs now

[… @lurkmenistan69]

social media: look! everyone is in italy and is happier than you :) maybe you should kill yourself

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Gotta get that national championship selfie

[Mississippi SHO @danedneymd]

Please stop quoting the FB statistic of 99.8% survival for Covid. In Mississippi, the mortality rate is 2.2% of all cases. If you're sick enough to be in hospital, it's 14.9%. If you're sick enough to be in ICU, it's 34% and if you require the ventilator, it's >63% mortality

[phatjuicycoochie @phatjuicykooter]

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE AIR THIS WEEK!????!??!!???!?

[Rickea Jackson FC @LukaTahcic]

They need to pin this tweet on the homepage of the CDC

[em @oneinemilion_]

!!!! Seth

[🫥 @Nosoycuero]

She don’t ever have to look at the bill when she out with me. Cause ima read it out loud. This shit is $84

[AJ+ @ajplus]

A bail relief crowdfund set up by @LilNasX has raised over $43,000 for The Bail Project.

70% of people in U.S. jails are pretrial — most unable to afford bail and disproportionately POC. Black/Latino men are systemically given higher bail than white men for similar crimes.

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment

the environment:

[lando @venusiavenom]

god there should not be 90 year olds having to still work

[kelsey weekman @kelsaywhat]

me when i fall short of a goal: agony
me when I meet or exceed a goal: ok

[em @oneinemilion_]

What in the @keepinupwkris1

[Yams Charania @BostonJerry]

Again, pandemic unemployment is $1200/month, which is $7.50/hour or $14,400/year.

If employers can't hire staff because they can't compete with those numbers, they need a new business model.

[𝒞𝒶𝓉 🐄 @offbrandversa]

Me and who