hot bean water (md era)

dapper physician by day, pseudo-intellectual by night, PGY-1 in anesthesiology. (he/him/his)

[hot bean water (md era) @oneinjamillion]

Overheard today

"Why do some guys dress so gay?"

Because their egos aren't as fragile as your masculinity you lettuce.

[Keri Blakinger @keribla]

UPDATE on Alabama prisons: this was the entirety of what grown men were served yesterday at one of the prisons where they’re still on strike.

This was breakfast. And dinner. And there was no lunch.

[hot bean water (md era) @oneinjamillion]

Coming off a 24 and telling the attending the patient has « hashtag cirrhosis »

[Banan(a Bread) Otaibi, MD @beeotaibi]

intern refusing an ED admission:

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

WATERBURY, Conn. (AP) — Jury says Alex Jones should pay $965 million to people who suffered from his lies about the Sandy Hook school massacre.

[hot bean water (md era) @oneinjamillion]

day 2 of nights

[Nafiseh Kohnavard @nafisehkBBC]

She was full of life
Her name is Nika Shakarami. She was only 17.
Nika joined #IranProtests on Sept 20. Ten days later her family was asked to go to Kahrizak prison to get her body. The authorities didn’t allow the family to have a funeral for her while arresting her aunt & uncle

[Jack Saint @lackingsaint]

blizzard isn't letting people play overwatch 2 if they have... a prepaid phone plan??

[hot bean water (md era) @oneinjamillion]

@Maribo17 I took biological physical chemistry as part of the biochem major but I don’t think it’s part of the pre-med requirements. I think it was easier than actual p chem though

[hot bean water (md era) @oneinjamillion]

@jcfanacct @david_arth jail

[hot bean water (md era) @oneinjamillion]

*me replacing a potassium of 3.9*

I am the backbone of this hospital

[hot bean water (md era) @oneinjamillion]

Intern year is great because you think you’re getting the hang of things and then you go to a new rotation and someone will be like no you can’t just “go to the bathroom” you have to use the “go to the bathroom” order set

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

hot girl summer is over, it's time for cozy boy fall

[young tiempo @YoungTiempo]

Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

Periodic question: If you woke up homeless, hungry, with $20 to your name, and had none of the connections you have now, how would you get off the streets?

[PrincessMuppet @PrincessMuppet]

Therapy isn’t enough I need to meet The Muppets

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Im developing an app that lets you sublet your apartment for 8hours a day while youre at work. Its called Dwellr and it sells all your data to the saudi government

[hot bean water (md era) @oneinjamillion]

@KakraBDMD 🔥 🔥 🔥

[hot bean water (md era) @oneinjamillion]

does anyone remember how for like 18 months the public school system rebelled against PowerPoint and made us use Prezi and then no one ever talked about it again