Onejohii

Whovian

[Sultan @SiayaFinest041]

Unaishi kwa bedsitter na bibi na watoto watatu. Bwana tabia zingine tuwachie millenials. Get your shit together bro ndio uanze familia. Bedsitter should be your own room to meditate as you think about how to better your horrible life.

[ConfeitEmo 🍰 @_lonelys0ul]

Emagrecendo do jeito correto, através da depressão e ansiedade e fazendo 1 refeição por dia (as vezes nem isso

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i’ve seen enough

i’m ready to call it

sterling k brown’s appearance on brooklyn nine-nine is the greatest one-episode guest performance on any sitcom ever

[quizaman 𐓷 @joquizaman]

podemos hablar? es que quiero que quedemos peor

[Jovic Nation Tenant @d0ggospottings]

Having a “crush” on someone who will never “like you back” at age 23

[Gabu👤🕷️ @callmegitonga]

Mungu sikusema adui nilesema Audi.

[kakuzu @kakuzus6thheart]

@Sutchiun Genuinely, that shit gave me dihsmorphia

[zaku.mp3 @ZinZaku]

commenting “disgusting AI slop” under a picture of my friend’s healthy newborn child

[ry @espr3saw]

this venus retrograde aint got shit on me i alrd ruined everything i had a month ago it can't get any worse than that

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

It’s 3pm which means it’s 5pm which means I’m done with work

[` @wtfjossy]

bdsm (been depressed since march 2022)

[𝓜𝓻 𝓓𝓪𝓿𝓮𝔂⋆ @amiri2fly]

when I get into an accident thereby losing a part of my body & the doctor is trying his best to save my life.

[Wayne @WayneH__]

I have nothing further to say about this economy. If we want to see each other, it will have to be at our respective homes for tea and biscuits.

[TOPBOYDAREX🥷🦅🔥 @TopboyDarexxx]

I was only 9 months old when my own biological mother kicked me out her stomach naked and bloody because i mistakenly broke her water while playing.

(Never spoke to her for 2 years for doing that)

[🅾️MG @OMGHommie]

Mahn! I used to live for such days, there's just something so hot about it. Mi niko hapo tu checking her out nikismile, ananiuliza "ni nini" then anaclick with an eye roll, before she leaves ananiacha na gloss all over. Mamae, Wambui rudi nyumbani, the kids miss you

[ꗞ @clubsadie]

trying to get through my day without thinking of hal jordan

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

Why did gatsby not just reply to daisy’s story with “need that 😮‍💨”? Is he stupid?

[Nuke @megab00f]

it’s not really drinking alone if you’re thinking of her

[AJAX! ⚢ @lazaruscontract]

thinking the batman ii is ever coming out is lowkey just like thinking the stripper actually loves you at this point

[ocdyeus @krazyfrog]

they are inventing indoors