𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆

mediocre artist, bad at focusing // she/her

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

Jennifer’s body was 10 years ahead of its time omg

[bailey gesserit @been_herde]

still thinking about ryan gosling screaming SUBLIME!

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

I went to Venmo my friend for my Oppenheimer ticket and my whole Venmo feed is Oppenheimer and Barbie transactions and that is just the cutest shit ever

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

pierce the veil is in my spotify on repeat I’m reverting to darker times send help

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

In 21 jump street (2012) the phrase “ja feel” was used and was then forever ingrained into my vocabulary. Nobody ever knows what I’m talking about

[trish @ultragloss]

me for no reason between my 4th and 5th vodka cran

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

so crazy how phoebe wrote moon song for me specifically

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

I know it’s getting warmer out because c*ntry m*sic has started creeping into my rotation

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

ARIES NEW MOON ENERGY

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

In spring breakers they really robbed a restaurant and burnt their professors car just to go on spring break I love

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

Cool girls cry at miley singing the climb 14 years later

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

happy women’s day

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

Today I responded to a work email with “slay” I hate myself

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

@realfarmboi this is fan behavior

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

#kanye2020

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

Today my 40 something coworker said “you’re exactly what my dream girl used to be” to me do I cry or contact HR

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

Hobbies include texting my 50 year old coworkers about my dating life instead of texting the boys back themselves

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

As President i would simply prohibit “how’s your day going” texts

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

Gone girl is on hbo you’re welcome gworls and Ben affleck haters!!!

[zae @itszaeok]

lizzo in this documentary sobbing to falling by harry styles she just like me

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

This dude gets it tbh

[𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 @onelosthoop]

Getting too comfortable at work as my coworker stated “I want an IV drip” and without hesitation I said “I want a lobotomy”