The Pretzel That Almost Killed W.

Almost had him.

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@WittyHendrix @stinkythinktank I almost had the bastard!

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@stinkythinktank

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Marcus Mad Dog Milton ?

Marcus "Marky Gras" Milton?

Marcus "MusicMan" Milton?

Help me out. 70's DJ name for Marcus.

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I'm the iceberg.

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@Jane_Doe82 Me?

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You have this Ellen Musk call me and I will set his ass straight over a cup of whole grain oatmeal.

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@stinkythinktank @LexoLuthoro Fuck yes. I see it. Looks like me. 100.

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@BamstheBWGC @stinkythinktank

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@BamstheBWGC @stinkythinktank

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I'll tell you what, if you eat a balanced diet full of healthy fiber, say oatmeal for instance, you won't find yourself shitting in that pirates bed.

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In the 60's, I moonlighted as a male stripper in stag films. Made a pretty penny slanging beef around WeHo. Til the unions got involved, you could get paid swinging the sausage for the broads.

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What happened on the set of Cocoon stays on the set of Cocoon.

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@RoyGrah71526575

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I only have one question, did you eat your oatmeal or are you a lazy sonofabitch like that asshole Woody Allen?

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Go ahead. Tell Woody Allen. You think I'm scared of that sweaty, nervous, little sniveling, stuttering sonofabitch Woody Allen?

I am not. I will fight him at the Whole Foods in Tarzan's after supper.

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I only have one question, did you eat your oatmeal or are you a lazy sonofabitch like that asshole Woody Allen?

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@RoyGrah71526575

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People confuse me with Boss Hog all the time, but if you see us naked you'd know, we have two very different crotches.

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@5heriBr0wn @saylahachey Nothing get the tummy straight like oatmeal. Lay off the sweets to avoid diabeetus.

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@undeadpaulbales Nice!!!

It's weird how painting is completely different as a middle aged doofus than it ever was as a High School doofus, right?