Bob

A temporary gathering of stardust. You never know when you might get bopped on the head by a tiny piece of space debris

[Bob @oneshotbobby]

@Scriblit That would explain why the Minister for all pastilles is still clinging on by his fingernails; no soul to search.

[David Polansky @polanskydj]

I don’t wish to sound apocalyptic about this, but one has the sense that at present our society is simultaneously characterized by wildly disproportionate accountability for trivial transgressions and zero accountability for profound institutional failure.

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

If Steve Barclay had any dignity at all he’d resign in his role as Health Secretary. He’s been in this sleaze-filled cabinet long enough.

[Bob @oneshotbobby]

@Scriblit I should fucking think so.

[Bob @oneshotbobby]

@CountBinface Someone put the plastic sheet on the sofa.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Nadine Dorries says she is not resigning until the cricket finishes at Brands Hatch.

[John Ludden @johnludds]

Zelensky will be watching this thinking, ''Oh fuck here he comes again!''

[Bob @oneshotbobby]

@MattHighton Just add a hyphen. “Re-sign”. You know, like Mo Salah

[John Prescott @johnprescott]

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[Bob @oneshotbobby]

@liz_buckley And even he should apologise.

[Shakespeare Replies @TheBardAnswers]

‘he's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality worthy your lordship's entertainment…’

All's Well That Ends Well, Act III, Scene VI

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Britain chose poorly.

[Bob @oneshotbobby]

@Mike_Brown36 @Jayspro1 @Mehedium @SILEN_PHOTO @BNONews @NRA @Ford I promised myself a long time i wouldn't engage with American gun fanatics and I'm breaking my own rule. Believe whatever you want about why you have so many more shootings than anywhere else in the world.

[Bob @oneshotbobby]

@Jayspro1 @Mike_Brown36 @Mehedium @SILEN_PHOTO @BNONews @NRA @Ford I don't know how to break this to you, but in almost every other country in the world it is illegal to buy or have a gun.

[Bob @oneshotbobby]

@Jayspro1 @Mike_Brown36 @Mehedium @SILEN_PHOTO @BNONews @NRA @Ford So it's just a massive coincidence that the country where it's easiest to get a gun is the country with the most shootings? Not sure where you live, but I can assure you that it's pretty hard to get a gun anywhere else.

[Bob @oneshotbobby]

@stanshou2 @DarylNorman1 @BBCSport It’s on the tv! My sole exposure to his childishness is not one twitter video ffs.

[Bob @oneshotbobby]

@ChrisA68 @AdamBienkov Newsreader should have to do air quote fingers every time they repeat anything he says.

[Bob @oneshotbobby]

@davehill77 The speed of the shots is terrifying.

[Bob @oneshotbobby]

@Mike_Brown36 @Mehedium @SILEN_PHOTO @BNONews @NRA @Ford Also if someone said to me that they wanted to curb my hobby but it would mean that countless children wouldn't be murdered in schools, wouldn't it be churlish of me to refuse?

[Bob @oneshotbobby]

@Mike_Brown36 @Mehedium @SILEN_PHOTO @BNONews @NRA @Ford Lol. "The smallest areas" = "the bits with all the people". That's democracy chief. Also please tell me what the "other things" are. Do you need 60 shots in one minute to kill a deer or hit a target?