🇨🇦~ Mr. Beaver ~🇨🇦

Funny, Amusing and Sometimes Offensive...

🇨🇦 Everything Canadian 🇨🇦

Jokes, Memes and Tweets.

It's That Dam Funny!

[🇨🇦~ Mr. Beaver ~🇨🇦 @OneWackyBeaver]

#ThingsIWantToLockdown

Big Game Trophy Hunting.

One day, there won't be any left...🤬

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#HumorousHouseRules

Absolutely No Stoking The Big Brown Beaver!

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Meanwhile In Canada... My Brother's At it Again! Just Causing Sh¡t And Messing With People's Day!

[CP24 @CP24]

Beaver wanders into Toronto subway station, prompting temporary closure
https://t.co/WstaPjoXCA

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I'll tell you #WhenToBringOutThePopcorn...

*False Alarm!😪

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#FoodFlirting

"Taste The Rainbow"

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#MusicILoseMyselfIn

The theme song for "Flaming Moe's"

Gets me everytime.

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#MyErrorMessageSays

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#IAmProudOfMyselfFor

Not sweating the small stuff...

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#MyProductivityIs null and void

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#HorrorVeggies

Terminator 7...

I'll be Bok Choy

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#ImOneHundredPercentSureThat I'm right at LEAST 68% of the time.

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#WhenTheDrugsWearOff...
Wear off?!?!?

Ya see, the trick is to never let 'em!

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#IfIHadOneDayLeftToLive

Cocaine. Lots of cocaine... and hookers.

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#BeforeElvisLeftTheBuilding,
He put on his blue suede shoes and gave me a hunk'a of burning love.

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#CanWeGoBackToTheDays

When this was "takin a hit of vape"

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#GodsTwitterHandle

@YouAssholesKilledMySon

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So, I cut this guy off and uh, well... #LookingInTheRearview i can tell he'll be fine.

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#HowToGetRevenge

I can tell you it isn't sleeping with her sister...
Makes for REALLY awkward family gatherings if you get back together.

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#NeverThoughtIWouldSee the "2 girls 1 cup" video again.

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#ImRunningLowOn Caffeine... Time To Double Down!

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#WeUsedToHave

Hope, Cash and Jobs...
Now We Don't.

Please Kevin, Don't Die!