The One

King of kings, Lord or lords and huge fan of my birthday

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

Hey, Dad, did it have to be a cross? I'm still removing splinters @god #badfriday

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

"@kyle_vanover Jesus went willingly to the cross because he loves us." - And because those Romans just didn't take no for answer #badfriday

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

"@damnitstrue 1 cross + 3 nails = 4given. Happy Good Friday" Nailed to a cross=sucked a lot - #badfriday for this guy

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

Let me be clear, today and I are not on good terms

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

RT @LBnSF #CourageWolf http://t.co/SXTLeu6c AN OBSTACLE IS ONLY SOMETHING. YOU HAVEN'T TORN THROUGH YET. - Like the mortal coil #Jesus

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

Judas, #GFY Love, #Jesus

[Barrel of Jobs @BarrelOfJobs]

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[The One @onewaytruthlife]

Palm Sunday was killer. Not looking forward to Friday #sonofgod

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

Dad created kickball on the sixth day, #dcthunder was made in his image

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

When I'm not walking on water, I'm playing kickball for Chesterfield Willows #dcthunder http://dcthundernews.com/?page_id=231

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

RT @dearestannie lord jesus christ, his face looks as if it was carved by angels. - It was actually one angel, but you're welcome

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

RT @PimpCiCi: i fell & ripped my pants at church. Jesus hates me. - I don't hate you, I just hated those pants

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

The movie Hop (someone sold their soul to Lucifer to get that one greenlighted) #whyjesushateseaster

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

The worst holiday of the year is approaching and there is a new hashtag for it, #whyjesushateseaster

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

Peace on earth requires peace in your heart #Jesus

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

Being a lover of your soul is fun

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

RT @god: I want to send JC back as this kid! He's just awesome. http://jum.bo/aOntpT - Sorry I didn't make you laugh, Dad

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

I know everyone dies but not with people yelling "Crucify, him!" or with your dad too destracted by a future Angels game to notice #Jesus

[The One @onewaytruthlife]

Good Friday isn't trending, no. It's Happy GOOD Friday - Do you know what it's like to hear a nail hammering into your wrist? #Jesus